When we heard about the sexual health crisis in England, we had to step in.
@GOVUK, we��ve got 100,000 free Skins condoms for you, just drop us a DM and we’ll drop them off.
Together, we can get Britain sh*gging safely again.
#HelpSaveSafeSex #GetBritainShaggingSafely #Skins
@LNER Trip to London’s off to a blinder. First train cancelled, jumped on the next one to be told we’ve got to get off at Peterborough as it’s too full. No doubt we’ll be booted off the next train too. We’ve got things that we’ve booked & paid for, which we’re going to miss ☠️
@Ryanair any chance of our flight actually coming? Was supposed to depart Birmingham at 9:25am and it’s kept being delayed (currently expected at 4:30pm).
No reps available in the airport and can’t get through to anyone. We’ve been here since 7am and offered a £3 voucher lol.