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[☺nyi @lucexy]

@0x_DeeJay Some of you didn't even watch the video to the end. I would be resentful of my siblings too, if they chose the affair partner over our dad. In the end, it's his choice to make.

[☺nyi @lucexy]

@Kasieobi_1 Everything the first woman said is true. Though their take is biased cos they're only seeing it from the child's POV. Sme women don't want marraige, so they go to sperm banks. Sme women went thru hell in their marraiges/relatnshps and dn't wnt to have anytng cntact wth the man.

[☺nyi @lucexy]

@Ifwal95 @tosinolaseinde I was finding it difficult to loose weight, so I was referred to an endocrinologist. After series of tests, the doctor diagnosed prediabetes. They prescribed Metforrmin which I didn't take seriously. But, after I changed my eating habit, my sugar level reverted to normal.

[August_Us @GenPen08]

We need to bring this style of comedy back. 😂

[☺nyi @lucexy]

@Emmmavic The woman is garbage for cheating but I think the pastor shouldn’t have revealed it to the husband. I guessing the pastor is friends with the husband

[Ademide blessing @ad83374]

Yesterday after church, I witnessed something I don’t think I’ll forget anytime soon.

A bikeman drove into a filling station to buy fuel, but this man already suspected something was off. He intentionally let his fuel finish before entering, just to confirm.

He got to the pump, paid, and the attendant started selling but the meter wasn’t even reading properly. Oga didn’t say a word.

Immediately they finished, this man calmly brought out an empty water bottle from his bag, opened his tank, and poured everything inside into it.

Guys… nothing came out. Na air dem blow inside that machine 😭No fuel, no smell, nothing.

That was when everywhere scattered. The man caused a serious scene, shouting and exposing them. People that were already waiting to buy fuel just jejely turned back and left.

Apparently, this wasn’t even their first time doing it. He said anytime he buys from that station, the fuel doesn’t last 3–5 minutes before his bike stops.

This time, he came prepared.

Honestly, this thing shook me. Imagine struggling for money, only to pay for air.

Na we dey do ourselves 💔

[☺nyi @lucexy]

@BatemzLighting @JajaPhD I made same plans for myself but life will humble you. I still thank God for where I am today.

[☺nyi @lucexy]

@MylifeforeverNA @MhandeJackson @nuski077 @AsaabaCharlotte I don’t understand why the men are bitter here. You don’t want to respect your wives?

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES REACTING TO BLACKOUT😂😂😂

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

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USER: cabbage

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[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

They are so cute. More couples need to do this 💕

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

B*tch, checking in 🙋‍♀️

[Emir Sirdam @EmirSirdam]

To Ghe ghe

One would have expected you to stick to your niche, which is brewed in Stupidity and Moral Decadence.

Politics is not your turf….

Electoral reforms, you were silent.

Kidnapping in Delta and across the country, you were silent.

Bad Economy nko? Silence

Poor healthcare, you no fit talk…

Elections are now around the corner, and you think your voice should matter?

Nigerians, this is what you get when you make stupid people famous

[Mr. JAIYE 📸 @Jaiyejeje0m0]

Watch til the end, Queen wants what she wants 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way i would lose this game so bad i’m crying😭

[Shawnee Gregorio @ShawneeMG2]

This surprised me. Japanese researchers painted cows like zebras and won a Nobel Prize for it. It seemed silly at first until you hear why.

🐄🦓🦟

[Greg fourtwenty🥦 @broccoliboygreg]

This man is a sponge 🧽 👏

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

EMPLOYEES THOUGHTS WHEN TAKEN ON A COMPANY TRIP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂