Krista McDonald

obsessor of aesthetically pleasing things, and cynical parent

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

Anyone remember just tagging along with your friend's mom going to her chiropractor appointment and costco just so you could hang with your bff?

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

30-60-90. feedback loop. low hanging fruit. walk crawl run. let me circle back around the earth 20 times.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

Everyone's always asking me how I'm doing, and I just remembered I haven't told my new coworkers that I just always sound like I'm choking back tears.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

Decided not to go home for thanksgiving, so my parents and I scheduled the usual political drama conversation over the phone tonight. It was quite cathartic.

[Frank Jackson @Frankerson]

Trebek held on long enough to see his arch nemesis Sean Connery die first. True gangster.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

@mobaiiiley You forgot the soak in bacon grease step

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

My son on a video game: Are you a girl or a boy?
...
Well sorry, I didn't want to just assume your gender.

Gen alpha may be the best gen so far.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

@mobaiiiley My theory is that being born is just going back to the beginning of the life loop, so you still got some of that old person look going on for like a month or so.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

@mobaiiiley Guilty of this one. But it's only after the millionth email (slight exaggeration). But seriously 😀. Lol

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

@Frankerson Children never like what you want them to like. Plus you live in Brooklyn. That baby will be into painting and organic gardening.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

I just heard a stat that 16,000 New Yorkers moved to Connecticut in the last couple months. They best be bringing some NY food spots with them. I want xian's noodles 😢.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

A small blonde haired girl hands dripping with ice cream, licking her fingers, arms reaching out to pet my dog. Nightmare fuel.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

Timing it so you're the second to last person to join a video call is an art I have been working on lately.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

@OptimumHelp internet keeps stopping and starting. Has been doing this for weeks now, but now it's doing it every 10 minutes. What gives?

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

@micahsays There is no "light on the mayo". It doesn't exist.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

I really want to see @ConanOBrien do an updated "in the year 2000" sketch. Pls.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

@mobaiiiley All the money you're saving by not going out can go to your switch fund. 🙃

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

@mobaiiiley Get a switch! Then you can come to my island in new horizons.

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

@knaufboi This sounds like an amazing idea

[Krista McDonald @luckyklam]

Trying to figure out how to gracefully avoid people on the sidewalk while also appearing "friendly/not rude" is exhausting.