lucy

19 Used to be a streamer

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

I feel the presence of god and his knees

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

@uncorkyourmind So romantic

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

Why do you have to look in the mirror when you clean your teeth? Do you not know where your teeth are?? You double checking?

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

Dinosaurs on the mind

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

Men can have a naked woman in their bed and still just sit there and play clash of clans

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

Northern Rail stop cancelling my trains cause you have no train drivers. I’ve told you before, I’ll drive the fucking train.

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: sock
Confidence: 11.98%

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

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Confidence: 48.02%
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[lucy @lucy_cherub]

Some days I’m in bed all day, some days I’m in France, Switzerland and England

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

@uncorkyourmind Oh it all makes sense now

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

Why’s my flight delayed just let me fly the plane it’s fine??

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

@WisdomVessel @uncorkyourmind I will

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

Truth or dare but I dare you to fuck off <3

[whalefact @awhalefact]

Advice for young people:

1. Eat as much as you possibly can
2. Swim for your entire life
3. Launch yourself out of the water at high speeds
4. Avoid plastic
5. Become impossibly huge
6. Maybe accidentally eat a kayaker
7. Spit out the kayaker probably
8. Be beautiful as fuck

[The Pipe @uncorkyourmind]

Jesus was probably bald just like you

[daisy may xoxo @daisympackwood]

No better words have described my life than when hozier said good god I never felt young @Hozier

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

You’re not doing uni right if you’re not crying in your lectures

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

Men suck ass

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

What if I told you I was a donkey?

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

@ymax_young @amazon You Karen

[lucy @lucy_cherub]

Scared of being sick. Sick when I’m scared. Vicious cycle help hungover