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[Brett Boettcher @brettboettcher1]

40 sentences that will teach you more about nutrition than a $400,000 medical degree.

1) Meat, eggs and animal organs are the most nutrient dense foods on the planet.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

This is ridiculous.

The real thing that makes these activists mad is that Mr Beast solved a problem for very little money and in very little time - and that by doing it so cheaply and quickly, it highlighted the inefficiency and graft of the existing organizations/solutions.

[CMB @ludachrisvt]

@cjsn Where are you headed, Candice ?

[Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr]

🚩 RED FLAGS IN SOFTWARE ENGINEERS 🚩

-uses macOS
-uses ChatGPT
-drinks pour over coffee
-can't reverse a linked list
-uses more than 1 monitor
-tries new languages for "fun"
-doesn't push to prod on friday (live a little?)
-works on side projects outside of work
-actually does the mega backdoor Roth IRA
-builds mechanical keyboards (zero personality)
-makes less than 500k (borderline homeless)
-owns a mouse (use vim?)
-needs code reviews before merging (have some confidence)
-hobbies include "rock climbing" (grow up)
-uses languages with garbage collection (pick up after yourself?)
-actually reads documentation (i just threw up in my mouth a little)

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

CONFIRMED: BMO Harris bank is exiting auto lending

[CMB @ludachrisvt]

@ElonMuskAOC Tesla stock until it’s 420,000,000 then flip it into neuralink and spacex once that’s public

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Holy shit Microsoft figured out how their signing key was leaked
https://t.co/bJuY0tDFzn

[CMB @ludachrisvt]

@ElonMuskAOC @elonmusk go long on as many of your companies as responsible and set up a charitable fund for under educated kids to learn STEM

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Wild times at 𝕏.

It's nearly impossible to keep up 🤯

Fight with SF
Tweets → Posts
CEO Vision Drop
Dark Mode for All
New Domain Name
Bookmark Upgrades
Followers → Viewers
541M MAU, All-Time High
Wider Creator Monetization

Here's what you need to know:

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Power went out during some thunderstorms. Hardly noticed 🤓

[CMB @ludachrisvt]

@elonmusk Happy G DAY! Keep going, sir. We are all inspired. Even if some of us don’t admit it.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

The physiological effects of being overweight haven’t improved even if the psychology of it has (ie inclusive advertising).

At a population level, being overweight still means:

- higher all cause mortality
- higher blood pressure
- higher cholesterol
- higher type 2 diabetes
- more coronary heart disease
- more strokes
- etc etc etc
- https://t.co/rqz5Sa4S6v

This may explains why drugs like Ozempic and Mounjaro are flying off the shelves.

That’s why this interim data release from Lilly’s new drug is pretty exciting. Apparently, not only can it help with weight loss, blood glucose control and fatty liver, it also instigates the biological action of burning calories (when your liver converts glycogen to glucose and releases it into your bloodstream).

Essentially, this drug is saying that it can help you slim down, off-ramp your body from diabetes and heart disease and make it seem like you’re working out even if you’re not…🤯

There were some adverse events here as well so it’s not all for free but it’s pretty clear that there is enough of a “there” there. In fact, Lilly said that they will expand their Ph3 trials of the drug to also include trying to fix sleep apnea and knee arthritis as well.

The good part of capitalism at play here is that with Lilly’s stock at all time highs, the rest of big pharma are all sufficiently motivated to figure this out as well. As a result, we should see a raft of injectables and pills in market in the next few years from the big players and as this happens, prices should also come down.

With broad availability of these drugs, the US Government will become the largest buyer/insurer and could dictate pricing and usage. This may not only have an enormously positive effect on population health, it could literally save the US trillions of dollars in downstream healthcare costs and help us fix our decaying lifespan rates.

https://t.co/lq7gmbcpgY

[Sam Altman @sama]

ChatGPT has an ambitious roadmap and is bottlenecked by engineering. pretty cool stuff is in the pipeline!

want to be stressed, watch some GPUs melt, and have a fun time? good at doing impossible things?

send evidence of exceptional ability to [email protected]

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Several major media sources incorrectly reported that my Tweets were boosted above normal levels earlier this week.

A review of my Tweet likes & views over the past 6 months, especially as a ratio of followers, shows this to be false.

We did have a bug that briefly caused replies to have the same prominence as primary Tweets, but that has now been fixed.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sometimes it’s just better to make pizza at home

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can play Cyberpunk, Elden Ring and 1000s of other games in your *car* with an epic sound system!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just a note to thank advertisers for returning to Twitter

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just leaving Twitter HQ code review

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol

[CMB @ludachrisvt]

@elonmusk We ordered two years ago and still no joy