(Not) Luigi's Paralegal

Not Really Luigi's Paralegal.
Posting Luigi's legal docs.. and maybe some memes for levity

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Wishing peace and happiness to those who don't have the luxury day to day.

[The Lies They Tell @sarahstuartxx]

I just came to say we only know what happened to the learjet because the female co pilot kept her shit together long enough to tell air traffic control.

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@Michael64930226 @rdavisfox10 @GovernorHobbs this is the river separating Tempe and Scottsdale. The least rural part of Arizona.

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@k_bos51 @rdavisfox10 @FOX10Phoenix they live there

[Cathy Russon @cathyrusson]

WTH - Larry Millette is being sentenced today for the murder of his missing wife, Maya. Millette's father gave a statement saying his son is innocent, and he started saying disparaging things about Maya Millette when his pacemaker started attacking him. Not making this up.

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@Brian_Klimowski Wow!

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

@KarenBassLA In reality, Karen Bass has cut 1,000 authorized city jobs in public works, infrastructure and city services. Those are union jobs.

See the facts at https://t.co/lFNRaJM1U0

[blankspace @blankspaceerin]

Whoopsies, guess I wasn’t “supposed to” release Trooper Michael McGuire’s name! Why is @MassStatePolice protecting this trooper in the same way that they protected the trooper who pummeled him over the summer?! They refused to release the name of the assaulter back then, Trooper Chris Regan, so I did.

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@davidfrum So your feelings feel better? SHUT UP!!

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@NataliaAntonova I can't wait for the black box recording of her taking over control of the aircraft cuz the man sitting next to her shut down.

[Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @NataliaAntonova]

Co-pilot. Not in charge of the cockpit. Thousands of people dragging her. You guys are vultures.

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@itsnwts Fetterman is cooperatively playing the game.

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@colemarisa49 @ameliarstern1 Lindsay Clancey never admitted to killing her children. Patrick said that. No 👏 One 👏 Investigated 👏

[Mike Brock🇺🇸 @brockm]

She was falling 27,000 feet in a minute in an iced-up jet. In about 35 seconds she declared a mayday, gave her tail number, descent rate, overspeed and a 60-degree bank. That's the job. Then she died with eight other people, and you're grading her tone. Fuck you.

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

That Fetterman stroke is making a lot more sense now.

[penguins_against_trump @FlippersUpNow]

October 23: Democrat Heidi Kuhn, a candidate for the U.S. House from Tennessee, gets into a serious car crash in Memphis. Broken nose, fractured upper jaw, whiplash.

October 24: Mary Peltola, the Democratic candidate in one of Alaska’s key Senate races, is involved in a car crash with her family on the way to a campaign event. Another vehicle hits theirs. Peltola needs medical attention, and part of her campaign schedule has to be canceled.

October 31: Chris Murphy, one of the most prominent Democrats on the national stage and a potential 2028 presidential candidate, suddenly suffers a stroke at 53.

And then there’s Marcy Kaptur, the Ohio Democrat who was hospitalized in August after a hit-and-run crash.

What the fuck is going on?

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@DeanAbbott Just like a man. Given a set of facts and doesn't believe it.

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@FilmThePoliceLA 🤣

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@themattdimitri Surely Megs was available to testify for Russ. He said he couldn't find anyone to testify in his defense other than his wife! 🤔

[(Not) Luigi's Paralegal @luigisparalegal]

@LosPollosTV tough break

[Britpop Memories @Britpopmemories]

This is the legendary Xennials. People born between 1977-83.

We are truly the greatest (and smallest/shortest) generation.

Big up and much love to all my fellow Xennials on here.