Luke Durett

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[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

@SAS You changed our flight to 24 hours later without telling us while still selling tickets to the original flight?? We need the flights back on Thursday 23rd! They’re connecting & we have other things booked! Open hours on website AND phone answering machine are WRONG from LA.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

Since the last time I was on Twitter now you can have more characters in your tweets I can't wait to fill the long and awkward white void with ramblings hahahahaha oh boy hahahahaha

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

Someone please explain this to me.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

I decided to come back on twitter now that everyone likes it.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

Guys I did it - I found the end.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

@AndyIsTweeting remember hoe funne

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

I haven't been outside since 2016 🙃 hNy

[Andy Staub @AndyIsTweeting]

Coming this summer to Trump TV

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

When you wanna honk but the guy in front of you is gangsta AF.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

Laughter is the strongest medicine (in that if you have too much of it you will fall over and it will hurt and nothing will make it stop).

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

This clickbait vastly overestimates my level of knowledge on whale sharks.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

@AndyIsTweeting @PlayOverwatch it's true!!

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

Last time I fell in a gorilla enclosure they just raised me for 15 years so honestly I don't know what the big deal is

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

Getting glasses has forced me to face the bizarre reality that most people thought I already had glasses

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

Finally I have found my spirit animal.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

What I've been waiting to hear my whole life.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

Really pysched for Leo to win just to come up on stage and have all the other actors dump pig's blood on him and laugh a la Carrie.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

It's really entertaining to have the whole internet mad at something you're working on, but I do wish they got that it wasn't a remake.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

As a writer, I really hope that one day I'm also lucky enough for someone to manipulate me into publishing my first drafts against my will.

[Luke Durett @lukedurett]

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