Lucius

Supporter of Brisbane Broncos, the Australian cricket team, Everton, Werder Bremen, Brisbane Lions, Fremantle Dockers, Brisbane Roar and the Green Bay Packers

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@SrSittingBull @gwynne007 You can’t have a monopoly with someone else. Mono = one Poly = poly. You’re describing a duopoly

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@DHughesy Anybody who did that is a fucking moron. These changes were flagged way before budget.

[Covie @covie_93]

He paid an adult film star $130k to keep quiet about the sex they had while his third wife was home recovering after just giving birth to their son.

[Warren @swd2]

He had children with three different women. Cheated on all of them.

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

Why are England worried about the Miami heat? Thought that was a basketball team?

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Saw this and thought of you.

[Mor Edge Insight @MorEdge_Insight]

I’m absolutely dying 🤣

Old Australian newspaper ad gone wrong.

Guy selling his house writes what he thinks is a normal line at the bottom. Reporter sees it, shows up to confront him… and the interview is pure gold.

You’ll see what I mean 😂😂

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@karlstefanovic Congratulations on platforming evil cunts to grow your own fame. You horrible evil cunt

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

it wasn't long ago that we had FBI directors who didn't post like jilted pre-pubescent boys

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@DLKJ2 @TRobinsonNewEra @PaulineHansonOz I assume you’ve suffered some sort of severe brain damage. I’m sorry for you and your family

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@DLKJ2 @TRobinsonNewEra @PaulineHansonOz Ummm okay. I finally looked at your profile and realise that every post is supporting a war criminal. Well done. Good process

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@andrewbogut I would, because it’s makes very simple sense but you’re too much of a fucking moron to understand it

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@DLKJ2 @TRobinsonNewEra @PaulineHansonOz You’re not winding me up though. You’re just making yourself look like a total fucking moron 😂

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Hitler could be a guest and Rogan would just say shit like “wow that’s crazy”

[Max Uechtritz @plesbilongmi]

Pete Hegseth's Pastor, Doug Wilson: wants to repeal women’s right to vote.

Merica.

[Hari Sethi @Hari_Sethi]

Condescending rubbish from the great mind behind “go home” vans

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@DLKJ2 @TRobinsonNewEra @PaulineHansonOz I’m guessing amongst your friends, you’re the “unfunny one”. Assuming you have friends which seems unlikely. Due to the constantly making jokes that make no sense and are just generally shit

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@DLKJ2 @TRobinsonNewEra @PaulineHansonOz Scrabble? Sorry mate. Were those words too big for you? I’ll try to simplify in future

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@Fruityoverlord @TRobinsonNewEra @PaulineHansonOz So much hate? I assume you’re talking about Pauline. Her entire career has been built on hatred and fear

[Lucius @lukeholcombe]

@JaydenLawson @TRobinsonNewEra @PaulineHansonOz Our elections aren’t decided on preferred pm 😂 So yes, if you understand how Australian elections work, she has zero chance