fruit loot

beep boop

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

Yes

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

You think there’s people out there where their favorite player is just, khris Middleton

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

"breaking" lmao

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: new study says 50 years of tax cuts for the rich failed to trickle down

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

I'm practicing telekinesis until further notice

[John Cusack @johncusack]

He was a fucking horror show - he shit on labor every chance he could get / he was corporate power in a suit

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Each year, lawmakers and defense lobbyists play the same game, pouring hundreds of billions into the Pentagon without scrutinizing every dollar—and it's taxpayers who lose.

Today, I invited witnesses to play JeoparDoD, to win oversight for the American people.

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

Year of the white russian (beverage)

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

21 and JID fighting for best rapper alive

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Supreme Court rejected affirmative action at Harvard and UNC. The major ruling curtails race-conscious college admissions in the U.S., all but ensuring that elite institutions become whiter and more Asian and less Black and Latino.
https://t.co/SlMCRldkvN

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

Criminal: Any last words?

Me (hostage): Baby Gronk just rizzed up Li

*Gunshot*

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

Hope somebody says this at my funeral

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I never really fucked with Luke but this fit went crazy

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

“Shrink” an industry term for spoiled and stolen merchandise.

Target missed earnings expectations; Walmart exceeded them.

Shrink was mentioned 21 times on Target’s call, while Walmart only talked about it after an analyst asked about Target's issue. /2

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

Zaytoven is really him

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

At airport bar listening to series of increasingly ridiculous questions, such as "can you keep the bar open late for me" and "are any of your IPAs vegan"

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

Guy on train just noticed me reading his book over his shoulder and hid it from me. Not sure what he's protecting, but it must be important

[grace & that 🧚🏽‍♀️🐺✨️ @splashdubs]

yeah same :(

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

sources tell me he'll have a big shotgun

[fruit loot @LukeTricase]

Doing the robot with 5 lb dumbbells seems like a pretty comprehensive upper body workout