Luke Evason

Surfing, guitar, science and cars

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If @robbeckettcomic were a chess piece

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Barca lads @AlexGatenby15 @mrturnstyle

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@MrTurnstyle remember my toothbrush when you come #typicalturner

[Tesco Mobile @tescomobile]

@Jacobmcd15 Sainsburys

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@AlexGatenby15 good one

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@H_Wilko19 @MrTurnstyle @AlexGatenby15 @felixtasker @HongHuang1 @Joe_Russell6 oh god I completely forgot about it

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Do Americans actually use those red plastic cups at parties or is it only in films?

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Shout out to the people who don't unfollow me despite not tweeting anything within their interests

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*Stuck my hand in your crisps packet* can I have one?

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The downside to Internet quotes is you can never really know who wrote them – Albert Einstein

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@MrTurnstyle @felixtasker that's all history? Swansea City has only just begun Liverpool is the sinking ship here feeding of A small team

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Saw some guy with a spelling mistake in his tattoo today, seriously more tattoo artists should just say nah dude I'm not doin that

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Why is Peter Pan always Flying?

Because he Neverlands

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Bugatti in Berlin

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@DecKissane holy.. How much have you just won?