Luke Zedwick

Christian School Teacher

[Luke Zedwick @LukeZedwick]

Women are demanding we supervise their moral choices, but only if they realize they were immoral later.

[Michele @michellmybell1]

Don’t have sex that you know she will regret in the morning. Men really really need to make sure a woman actually wants to have sex with them. Make sure she’s not drunk or high or too emotional over some breakup. Why do men want sex that they can barely get and can only get if they are basically tricking or drugging the woman to get her to do so?

[Tom McClellan @McClellanOsc]

If you have not heard this news story, it is pretty big in the chemistry world. Being able to break down polyethylene cheaply is a big deal. It makes waste plastic more valuable, which makes it less likely people will just throw it into rivers where it flushes into the oceans.

[Luke Zedwick @LukeZedwick]

@JonnyRoot_ It’s almost like men and women are different. Weird.

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

Prior to the invention of modern dyeing techniques the only way to produce blue cloth was to kidnap nonbinary folx and harvest their hair. This was what is known as the 'Trans Atlantic Slave Trade' and is believed to be the true source of JK Rowling's wealth.

Source: Tik Tok

[Luke Zedwick @LukeZedwick]

@JoshDaws I already saw spider noir

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@baroncoleman @RealCandaceO hotdog are not sandwiches, they are tacos. American tacos obviously

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@libsoftiktok The FBI is hiring, amiright?

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@Brian_Sauve But alas, they were utterly persuaded that their limp rested weakness was true faithfulness to God, so all opposition from the right was a sign of their righteousness, rather than their unfaithfulness.

[Luke Zedwick @LukeZedwick]

This reality will be blasted onto our monitors while we rot in high rise cubicles and trailer parks.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is the future we shall bring into being

[Abigail Dodds @abigaildodds]

Meryl Streep is cast as Puzzle the donkey in the Narnia series. She will wear a lion skin suit while pretending to be Aslan. Greta Gerwig is playing the role of Shift. Once you realize this adaptation is actually The Last Battle, it all makes sense!

[Luke Zedwick @LukeZedwick]

@DefiantBaptist She's not a prostitute, she's a geisha. It's totally different.

[ben 🌲 @archeofuturist]

When the Pharisees asked Jesus whether divorce was permissible they were seeking to destroy him.

John the Baptist had been killed by Herod for his views on divorce, the Pharisees hoped by associating Jesus with that view they could get him killed too.

Many such cases.

[Luke Zedwick @LukeZedwick]

@ferrismattic @keddie_donald So was he wrong to do so?

[Stephen Wolfe @PerfInjust]

Guy: “The gospel is not political.”

Same guy: “The gospel requires us to open our borders to the foreigner.”

[Luke Zedwick @LukeZedwick]

All authoritarian systems are built on identity groups: commie and fascist alike. It therefore doesn’t follow that ethnic pride makes you one type or the other. The question is, what best describes the group of people advantaged by the system, and who are its adversaries?

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@DrunkRepub I don’t think you know how venn diagrams work.

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@JoelWebbon When you only have to pay $.73 on the dollar, it starts to make sense

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@LifeNewsHQ We are entering a Robin Hood era. These people should beware. The fat sheriff of Nottingham can’t protect them all.

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@BowTiedYukon “Imagine if men and women were the same” these role reversal arguments never persuade anyone because they assume the enemies premise, that men and women are motivated and persuaded by the same things. This is foolishness

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@DavidFish7 Pharisee!!