raven

post-ironic fyodor dostoevsky-esque

[raven @lulaosco]

tout ceci fait de moi une etrange demoiselle

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now

[raven @lulaosco]

@gildamonsta @souporsalad1 @wtvrem13 bros feeding the flame so only rich suckers willing to pay 2100 for a 2bd move in and make it worse....

[☘︎ @vintageforestt]

how I feel when I hear this intro

[Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec]

“Mezzanine” (1998) by Massive Attack, photographed by Nick Knight ◆ The beetle that crawled into music history

[pris @pwiscila]

When it’s 80 degrees at 7 PM and you can get a waffle cone

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

my untimely passing will send ripples thru the salt and vinegar chip industry. there will be many chip tycoons at my funeral

[raven @lulaosco]

nah man u go ahead n ill catch up lol i just forgot that i had to buy an entire loaf of bread before i leave the state for a week. haha yeah no i dont have central air either

[raven @lulaosco]

ive been the canary in a coal mine in all my workplaces because my weak body can immediately detect the ignored mold issue

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Me and the fantasies I create so I can at least exist somehow

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Well, we didn’t exactly “freak it” at my penthouse. It was more of an exchange of ideas about the current discourse, done through the medium of sex

[raven @lulaosco]

im in a fuck ass neighborhood as well so its not my fault i ended up here

[raven @lulaosco]

i hate the sterile atmosphere of most food places and stores bc now whenever i cry in public i cry almost harder bc its always some fuck ass situation. like wym im breaking down in a white space minimalist taco joint while electric feel is playing

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

I have male loneliness and female breasts and nonbinary work ethic

[raven @lulaosco]

@bigdoofus78 this tweet reeks of puritanical shame

[joseph @highslip]

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit

[cary @brokebackstan]

ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.

[raven @lulaosco]

https://t.co/kbBQXiFoD0