Macro Tech

Capex Only up

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

India's top IT guy trying to come up with a new password for the entire internet

[NIK @ns123abc]

What's your private key? 1?
>...what? No?
2?
>It's 384 bits you dumbass. That's 35 orders of magnitude larger than the estimated number of atoms in the known universe.
...3?
>[visibly sweating] Th-this is ridiculous...

[Good Work @goodworkmb]

why all the fancy words?

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@heuristics @TheGirondin @Annoyed_Science @uncledoomer Europe is an interesting case study where the most egregious terms are banned. Credit cards still exist, but are less common on account of the perks being comparatively awful. Visa/Amex/Mastercard hegemoney remains fairly similar.

[Clive @Clive_99]

I fucking hate this Friday morning commute

[Deerposts @Deerpostss]

"What the fuck is that"

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@NucConservative @right_inthe_mid In finance you go for Slytherin or you go home

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@UncleSamoyed @eth2828 @Kadotttt You'll just have to jailbreak the neuralink and install adblock

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@x_musker @WazzCrypto How do you plan to keep them given no public key encryption?

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@thisissomeuser @jam091631272511 @voooooogel every file format is conceptually a sql database if you use python incorrectly enough

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@ek81307096 @kevinxu See you at 15%

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@greatcoatenjoyr @Read_Acted Yes, but they typically also do not require leetcode + seven interview rounds where you have to placate HR folks that think hashmap is a pokemon

[Arika @Arikalabs]

love adding DISTINCT to a SQL query because it fixes the duplicates without forcing me to grow as a person.

why were they there? what did i join wrong?

these are questions for the engineer i claimed to be in the interview.

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@90stalgic

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@Drone_Wars_

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@YangyanH5 @litteralyme0 Space Oddity - David Bowie

[Mr Family Office @MrFamilyOffice]

An Excel horror show

[Lukáš Hozda @LukasHozda]

>try Fable 5.1
>send one prompt
>mf spawns 9 sub-agents
>blows 5hr limit of Claude Team plan in 5 minutes
>no answer

[Macro Tech @lumitetra]

@Oni_link20 @FrDylanSchrader Vogue in the 1970s got you covered

[Kai Lentit (e/xcel) @KaiLentit]

How Americans see EU Tech.