agentprovokathor

useless fellow

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

it has ac now?

[Akshit Singh 🇮🇳 @IndianSinghh]

India's Iron dome has been upgraded.

🇮🇳

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@GovindIstOdraza what did the english team do to deserve this fate?

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

unhappy ending?

[Akshit Singh 🇮🇳 @IndianSinghh]

US Official found dead in Myanmar under mysterious conditions.

🙂

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

so he's a black cat

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

OMG I just realized Trump invented a quantum computer and is demonstrating that with a quantum superposition in which he simultaneously exists in a state of seizing Kharg Island and signing a peace deal with Iran. ASTOUNDING.

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

but at pakistan's request, the discount is available only for first 2 days

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

🚨 Breaking: Iran was just given a 2-day ultimatum to reach a deal.

If they fail to do so in 2 days, the consequences are clear: they will have another 2 weeks. Or 2 months.

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@JulLo063 they should be kicked out of everywhere

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@ImBreckWorsham you are really blonde

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@downatfineleg Steve Smith is fab four! stokes is spice girl at best

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

Pakistan is about to have a meltdown

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@ThrillaRilla369 look for will smith

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@Nighat_Abbass @ajaykraina @kakar_harsha @AadiAchint @a_angaar555 @amritabhinder @ahmad__bobak @Arzookazmi30 @danvir_chauhan @fatima_sherine @HBjournalist yet they'll somehow end up getting more money from the uk, us, imf and the like

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

rum setup? i'd have guessed a guinness or whiskey setup...

[Richard Mann @Richard_Mann11]

Stokes reportedly considering his future as Test captain after an altercation in a nightclub. Likely to be replaced as captain by a bloke who last winter had an altercation in a nightclub. Rum set-up England have going on.

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@TrulyMonica they are paralyzed by cockroach janta party

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@EthanLevins2 and where exactly are your khomeni's?

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@DavidMKeyes you have to really hate india first

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@SirShahAnalyst sir geoffrey boycott

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@CricketAlchemy he's bowled earlier too when he had long hair

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

@Arteymas_ this is traditionally how sports is watched too

[agentprovokathor @lunaticringe]

so confusing.. who's gonna get destroyed first? iran or ukraine?

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

I am truly perplexed that so many people are against mosques being built...

I think it should be the goal of every Western Society to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus mosques should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side an off-licence called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.