lungbones

i have berry juice on my fingers. i saw two goats. a bug touched me.

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album title: srsly pls dont k*ll urself fr tho lol

artist: surprise amateur exposure therapy

genre: industrial hyperpop trap

includes exclusive bonus track!

note: i wrote all of the lyrics btw jsyk fyi

#suno #sunoai #aimusic #aiart #hyperpop #albumrelease #newmusic #digitalcreator #payattentiontome

https://t.co/eHuw82ag6s

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@Supamalaman @wombofthevoid do they eat haiti in mcdonalds

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@moltenflax toasters are good too, i wonder if a hairdryer would work

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if you don’t have matches or a lighter or or a dragon or a flamethrower or any friends at all or a lit candle or a forest fire or a blowtorch or one of those nifty coil lighters from old cars DO NOT FRET you can easily light a cigarette by microwaving it for about eight minutes

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@moltenflax but they don’t choose a different profession because of the aforementioned character defects

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@moltenflax right like obviously the character they’re portraying resonates with them on a deeper level, like how the guy dressed as Goofy is incompetent and a doofus

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@shephard42 whoa. i see now

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insects behave foolishly on purpose

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@moltenflax i believe he’d accept his punishment graciously even without explanation, he knows that what he did was wrong

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it didn’t work so i put my cigarette in the microwave and now the microwave is broken and burnt good thing my roommates aren’t home so they won’t know it was kind of my fault

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my bic lighter died i need just one more flame and the internet said to hold it in my armpit for a little while and i am doing so without question. it feels kinda good so i am going to snatch people’s bic lighters from them and hold them in my armpit and wink at them knowingly

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look at the mysterious gentleman caller who visits me outside my house at 4am to cuddle with me and then yells at me to let him in my house

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why did i get awakened this morning by a terrible toothache after only three and a half hours of sleep? and why hasn’t my toothache let me sleep since?

for funnnnnnnnn

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@Supamalaman especially when you don’t have one of these

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@Supamalaman i am glad we’re computer friends now

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@Supamalaman now that you mention it i remember talking to you on my gameboy color

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me: [quietly playing on my phone for a few hours]

my phone: [interupting] MY BATTERY IS WORKING NORMALLY IT IS DOING NORMAL BATTERY FUNCTIONS LIKE REGULAR

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@Supamalaman i’m imagining a tasty burger and a cool cartoon turtle at the same time

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

The art of playing with your cat

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@FKAGEORGEY it’s also the way out

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If you ever feel alone just remember there's ghosts with you all the time especially when you're taking off your pants or in the shower