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1st of 4 plighted prayer parasites 𐕣

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One star slamming into another.

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@jackrabbithime 🫵🤭

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oh also: get bagmogged

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in jail a guy asked everyone to give him their apple seeds so that when he got out of jail he could plant lots of apple trees “just like johnny appleseed”. he had an envelope with “apple seeds” written on it with dozens of apple seeds inside. the guards confiscated his envelope.

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Kali got her claw stuck in a dangling plush toy and she cried and i went to help her and she Big Hissed at me and freed herself and i immediately gave her her favorite treats

1) hell yeah baby rescue yourself
2) i am going to Negligent Cat Dad Jail forever

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let’s all go to jail together… as a family 🥹

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this was my attorney when i was in jail

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one time i said “canonically” in jail and within a few days lots of inmates were saying it

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jail was a lot like twitter i was surrounded by fifty friends at all times and i only liked two of them and one of them never made any sense

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@IvesIsAlive omwwwwww

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@IvesIsAlive hello! may i dm you to discuss religious psychosis, heritage, hollow bones, etc.? if so i’ll arrive with a handcrafted token of gratitude (ie a bribe)

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@jackrabbithime i had my eye on it since i started working at the bell store and finally nabbed it with double employee discount over the weekend

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

@lungbones Extremely powerful...

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@BusinessBig_ these things just kinda happen all the time nowadays and always before but like more now but it’s literally not even a big deal anymore like it’s kinda just like duh obviously

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after yet another Dark Night of the Soul, i awoke with restored Faith. in Service of restored Faith, i performed a Symbolic Act. 5 minutes later boss calls me: due to customer complaints, Our Store is no longer closing— first time in History the People saved a Store from Company.

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@wholesomekind05 what’re malone?

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@wholesomekind05 because it looks like a caterpillar and i fed the caterpillar watermelon a few months ago which reminded me of last year’s watermelon experience in the second picture

[Just saying? @honor_system]

Holding hands... The love Language of the hands.

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i don’t know what this says :D

[puckster @atenderhug]

@lungbones lungbones is the new meta pick, dad build needs to be reworked

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@LE_Kay88 is there a will?

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give me like $7-$12 and i will mail you all the art i’ve ever made and still have access to

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@Pendraconix ty pendra everyone loves yew too

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my dad sent me this card after my first suicide attempt in august 2011.
i attempted again in september 2011, and for the final time in march 2023.

i love the oaks, truly, i do.
however (and i’ve always known this):
i was born a yew.

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@Pendraconix :3

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hey i noticed that you haven’t quite gotten on my level yet and i was wondering if there’s any way i could maybe help you with that

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@oneofnotonly guess what happens if you get 5 posts closer

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sometimes you suddenly come across the shirt you were wearing on the night of March 4th, 2023 and you’re not at all affected by it, not even a tiny bit.

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@lungbones Metal is a feeling