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[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

Just tasted something and thought it was too sweet

[miya @miyarah_]

me encanta decir sarcásticamente "no" y después hacer lo que esa persona pide

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

kids don’t understand how serious this shit used to get

[zack ꕤ @isqxs]

eu me olhando no vidro do carro sem saber que tem gente dentro

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

nothing could have prepared me for the tree

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[lynn ୨ৎ @omadwinter]

realizing how fat you were after losing weight

[໊ @user0000O0]

i must carry on

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

If 3 Black people took a White man on a boat expedition and didn’t return with him the president would be making a speech right now.

Rest in power Nolan Wells

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Kayda said:

[g @34rths]

Shoutout to my gut feeling You're lowkey always right

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[🛸 @tufthug]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting