Larry Burns

[Larry Burns @lvbiii3]

I know it isnt baseball season
but for my meeting theres a reason
Will the boys all walk an extra mile
to sell lollipops for operation smile

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A Baseball Poem from Mr. Burns

They won every game, which should not end your season,
It just rained too much, El Nino’s the reason.

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Stock, Walsh, and J.J., - , Kitts, and Dineen,
Griffin’s the fastest that we’ve ever seen.

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We had Clay, Sean, and Cam, and Brayden Campeau,
Then there’s KD, and Tyler, and Philip Beaudreau.

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Eddy loves Jays, more than his own Birthday Cake.
And all can agree, that we like rookie Jake.

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But in a wet year in which everything dripped,
They won’t travel to OFSAA, because of how the coin flipped.

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For most men of 50, a new hip spells disaster.

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But Burns says, "don't worry friends, I already feel faster".

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The baseball bulldogs are city champs, but need a few new players
If we had our tryouts outside now we'd have to dress in layers.

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Every member old and new must bring their contact info,
Then when we get a sunny day, it will be time to throw.

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Come see, we are, a friendly bunch
Room 320, noon Friday, at lunch.

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Have great summer boys.

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Out with the gang, Burnsy finally cuts loose,
Now a lifetime member, Royal Order of the Moose.

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It's about time we listened to Sammy Kitts,
He had a .500 average, with only one hit.

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The fence shook with the hit, or was it trembling in fear?
As J.D. made the catch, we erupted in cheer.

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poem out takes:
Special thanks to Matt and Derian, Jake, and Ben,
I guess someday you'll be replaced, but I don't know when.

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Poem out take #1
That Matty Griffiths is nobody's fool,
when he's hit by a pitch, he just smiles and stays cool.

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June2 OFSSAA poem
The ninth seeded team plays one day with two losses,
So whoever ranked us should get heck from their bosses.

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We knocked two big teams out, one from south one from north,
They said we were nine, but we finished fourth.

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The home Barrie team was not very nice.
They were annoying and loud - disrespected us twice.