Here's the BANNED JOKES amazon wouldn't let me include in my new late night talk show/stand up special that hits both sides politically, left & right. Check out "THE LAST LATE NIGHT" streaming FREE at amazon prime...LINK: https://t.co/kJpCCbGGP4
On my podcast with @joerogan he offered to moderate a debate between @JoeBiden and @realDonaldTrump It would be four hours with no live audience. Just the two candidates, cameras, and their vision of how to move this country forward. Who wants this? #debates#Election2020
Oh, they’re just fucking with us now. (Sparks up joint and stands back) Watch this actually become a thing like the OK sign becoming a white power symbol or the free bleeding movement.
IMEI: International Mobile Equipment Identity
IMSI: International Mobile Subscriber Identity
Just two of the digital identity cards inside your phone that make it possible for a global network to monitor your daily movements and activities.
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Yesterday, the government sued the publisher of #PermanentRecord for—not kidding—printing it without giving the CIA and NSA a change to erase details of their classified crimes from the manuscript. Today, it is the best-selling book in the world: https://t.co/oMJLOvUjG7
Tulsi has ~170,000 individual donors. Two national polls this week alone put her at or above the required threshold (but they're not "approved" by the DNC). She's ahead of Beto, Yang, Klobuchar, Booker, and Castro in New Hampshire. Excluding her from the debates is a total joke.
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Polling shows @realdonaldtrump's economic approval rating much higher than his overall approval rating. So what's he do? Talk about the economy, right? Nah... He goes and attacks a dead man.