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Brands, memes, not a feminist, devout troll, avid indoorsman, futurist, objectivist, biohacker, secretary of offense. pronouns are try/me

[l y d a @lyda___]

Maybe they’re actually not mean girls. Maybe they just don’t like you because all you bring to the table is information about yourself & gossip about other women.

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[Persia❤️ اریایی @roya21042019]

"Mijn man moet bedekt zijn, zodat andere vrouwen geen zonde begaan." 🤌🏻😈😅🙏🏻

[l y d a @lyda___]

My body is a temple all I’ve had today is vegetables. Chips (corn) & salsa (whatever goes into salsa like tomatoes & stuff I think)

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I hate when I get notifications and it’s not a wire transfer alert

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She’s also like 25 and almost certainly unmarried. She is a porn star so she’s saying men have it harder in life because they can’t bust their coochies open for 10k??? Most women won’t do that for money either lol. Men have it harder earlier, but women’s lives definitely get harder with time while men’s typically get easier

[l y d a @lyda___]

Hating the entire country of America is the biggest tell that you’re an uncultured loser. It immediately tells me you’ve never been anywhere, and need to blame an entire country for your problems instead of yourself. Or you’re from some loser country and can’t come here. Hating from outside the club regardless

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@cutewahalaa @Mesi_claire You’d have to generate her because she is AI

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@jimlongco @Mesi_claire AI sloplandia

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Picking out a watch when you’re @joerogan :

1) go to watch store

2) “I’ll take the biggest one you got.”

3) buy it and go home

[𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒁𝑷𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒕 @GenZPatriotz]

Dear White people,

We are already at war.

Our governments have committed treason against us all, it is time for us to become tribal and put an end to this madness for the safety of our children.

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@honeyNonABG Consistency/enjoyment > speed

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

Every company’s AI workflow rn be like 😭💀

[l y d a @lyda___]

@mfg Ha I’ve been spending a lot of time in the illustrious Ohio 🥲

[l y d a @lyda___]

My favorite part of a flight is the part where they interrupt whatever I’m doing to announce “we know you have choices when you fly, thank you for choosing [Airline name that I absolutely did not choose].” Like brother I would have chosen not to fly at all, or I would have chosen Emirates, or private—there is no universe where you were a ✨choice✨ You are a circumstance ⚡️

[l y d a @lyda___]

Somewhere, a girl with lips the size of a grapefruit is talking about how she got all of her filler dissolved & is all natural now

[l y d a @lyda___]

Am I the only one who finds it actually impossible to log into Microsoft like half the time ? Just me?

[l y d a @lyda___]

Do we really need to vote guys? This is what happens when we get rights idk

[l y d a @lyda___]

This should come with a trigger warning

[Reddit Retards @Reddit_Retards]

Did you know these "individuals" made a follow up video after all the backlash?

[Michael(Poltfan)((JapanDayTripper)) @PoltFan69]

Gen Z boss in a bread line!
Gen Z boss in a bread line!