Lydia Keating

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[BU Creative Writing @BUWrites]

🎀Lydia Keating (Fiction ’22)’s flash fiction piece “Crimped Hair” was published in Ghost Parachute!🎀

Read the story here:
https://t.co/94bZuVMOok

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 735 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to my tears ricochet. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/ejVKtuqwKn

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

@FlySWISS lost my bags 10 days ago in Zurich and has stopped responding to my messages about finding it. I’m now back in the US. Terrible customer service. I used to love @FlySWISS but this experience changed that entirely. Please please please @FlySWISS find my luggage!!!

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Abortion, which is lifesaving in cases of miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, etc, will now be illegal in many states & even criminal in some & women will die as a result of this decision. So don't tell me you're pro-life.

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

@slimshazey Omg ily 🥹🥹🥹💗

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

when I was a little girl my parents told me I could accomplish anything I set my mind to, which in retrospect was actually rly passive aggressive of them

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

@jaygwalt17 Pop off and follow ur dreamz bestie also I’m blushing

[Jessica Waltman @jaygwalt17]

My sister told me I should do stand up comedy… my dream is to be like @lydialoo121 when I grow up so this could be a thing

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

he’s a ten but he’s snoring next to u on the airplane

[AllFamous.org @allfamous_org]

Happy birthday TikTok Star Lydia Keating! Hoping your 27th birthday is the start of a new era of prosperity, purpose and happiness for you.
https://t.co/U8jSN3YU5T https://t.co/U8jSN3YU5T

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

@jaimealyse loved working with you on this!

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

god nothing stings more than a kid on TikTok telling me that I’m “not a vibe”

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

@ChrisGorbos finding your Twitter was my guiding light at the end of the tunnel!!! Did I just blend two light metaphors?? Yes!

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

find u a man who doesn’t act like his Spotify playlist should be in the Louvre

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

I miss open mic comedy bc now I have to test jokes on real ppl and then they’re all: “are u ok?? im here for u”

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

what’s it called when you can’t stop watching chiropractor videos on YouTube? clinical depression?

[Lydia Keating @lydialoo121]

being in a massive fight where neither is talking to the other, but then screaming from the toilet that you need TP and a few min later a roll silently appears through a crack in the door. that’s real love.

[May Wilkerson @shutupmay]

I like how someone's instagram can be all curated photos of them smiling on a beach then you check their twitter and it's all "RT if you agree every day is a slow crawl towards death"

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Best 4th of July memory was watching the Blue Angels fly over Jones Beach and feeling really proud that your father drove there drunk.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Ghislane ran a global human trafficking network and blackmail operation (probably for the Mossad) that the CIA and other agencies knew about/supported. She was friends with The Clinton’s and Donald Trump. PUT THEM ALL ON THE STAND.