Mark Lynch

Bad at emails | Hates reminiscing | President of the Condo Board

[Mark Lynch @lynchmr]

The only X for me is X to tha Z ✌️

https://t.co/Kqj5MRQGs7

[Mark Lynch @lynchmr]

@TheDevinSwan Want

[Billy Oppenheimer @bpoppenheimer]

Gorillaz got the "Clint Eastwood" beat from a preset on a 1980s portable electronic music instrument:

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@dickiebush 2022 review

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I’m never rubbing my eyes again 🤢

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

This is what eye rubbing looks like through an MRI scanner.

Credit: Damien Gatinel

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Optimus Recline

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I used to think my now 3 year old would never drive a car because of autonomous vehicles… Now I’m kinda thinking she might.

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Computer: What the f—? 🤖

[Amir. @iconicproblem_]

Amazon talking about show them proof I didn’t get the package 😒

[Risk Taker and Mommy Maker @EugeneTattedUp]

I haven’t found a kid’s song that has shit on this 😭😭… why this beat so 🔥… why he rappin like this?! We love this song in our house

[Mark Lynch @lynchmr]

@4WhomJBellTolls I picked Baker and Watson as my 2 QBs in a super flex in 2019

[Mark Lynch @lynchmr]

Them: It’s time you left
Him: no thanks
Them: Nope, see, it’s time you left
Him: ok, I’ll go
Them: Great, we’d love to have you stay
#abpolitics

[Mark Lynch @lynchmr]

@khemaridh @CaseyGrisez Not advice but a similar idea - “the days are long but the years are fast.”

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@FabianWarner Am I answering truthfully or is it misinformation ahead of draft days!?!!?

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@washingtonpost #stop

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Sure, but can he make a pivot table? https://t.co/nKyJMFXEhw

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@CoachDaveLove What’s for dinner?

[Mark Lynch @lynchmr]

I did an NFT. I mean… gm frens. @flunks_nft

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@eggbeck We were not so kindly reminded that we didn’t have to wear our masks in a store the other day, and that if we were going to catch a cold we were going to catch it anyways.

[Mark Lynch @lynchmr]

@eggbeck @gwendolynmr “Take care and talk soon”

But I also start my emails with “Hey [name]”

I’m done feigning professionalism. We all just spent two years video chatting in sweat pants with our kids running around behind us… let’s just be nice and do work together.

[Mark Lynch @lynchmr]

@OldTakesExposed lol but WHO!?!