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still doing it for the vine

[Walmart @Walmart]

The future is bright…and slightly more thick

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

me 5 minutes after showing up to any social gathering

[L Y N S E Y @lynskorn]

@Uber_Support i am in tijuana for the week and downloaded the app so that i can get around. i do not have cell service here so i cannot receive the SMS verification to verify my phone number. i am getting the run around in the in-app help system. can you help?

[L Y N S E Y @lynskorn]

Celebrating dad’s 50th at a Mariner’s game! #SeaUsRise

[L Y N S E Y @lynskorn]

@CALFIRENEU hi there! is there an email address for the Colfax fire department?

[L Y N S E Y @lynskorn]

@edstetzer I was baptizing a girl in a fountain outside of a movie theater. It was really shallow and I let her head hit the bottom pretty hard 🤦🏼‍♀️

[L Y N S E Y @lynskorn]

@askdepop hi! i want to refund someone who ordered through Paypal. Depop automatically took out fee + shipping through Paypal too, how do I get that back?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I am once again asking you to wear a mask.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Choosing to pronounce Obamagate like it's a Japanese word

[Lion & Lamb Coffee Roasters @lionlambcoffee]

Giving away gift cards from 5 coffee shops near us in Costa Mesa! #supportsmallbusiness

https://t.co/HxilvwIRaW

[Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist]

I'm less concerned about coronavirus and more concerned that this hand washing thing seems pretty new to so many of you.

[Ali Ingersoll @Ali_IngNews]

If you’re sad today about not having a valentine, just remember that you didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day and it turned out just fine

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Why don’t planes board by seat number??? Could be so simple instead it’s like 5000 insane groups “now boarding those with brown hair next up those who DO not eat fish”

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Jesus isn't going to try to speak over the noise in our lives; He competes for our hearts, not our attention.

[Lewis Vaughan Jones @LVaughanJones]

When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything...

https://t.co/btDekWXpoV

[L Y N S E Y @lynskorn]

@PressedJuicery came in to get my birthday shot but employee must have used my pressed points on accident. How can I get those back?

[St Peter @stpeteyontweety]

@Ygrene [Jesus taking scantron test]
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[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

1000 island is your favorite salad dressing? Name one of the islands.