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Hound dog bro to @Go_Ernie_Go, belonging to @vmarinelli and @ThunderDolt.

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http://twitpic.com/ax5od - I like to steal mommy's spot.

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@LILWAYNESWORLD OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT.

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My person keeps referring to my stuff as my "junk". Ladies, I assure you, there ain't nothing junk about my stuff! Oh wait, I've been broken

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I miss my little bro. Like, did he get abducted by aliens or something? No one explains shit to me.

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@MsNovember Have you tried peeing on him? (There is some guilt afterward though. Especially if they get sick. IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IS IT?)

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@angoleirodvalor WOOF!

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Mommy took Ernie to the doggie hospital and came home without him. WTF?

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Little bro is sick. Now I feel a little bad for peeing on him the other day. :(

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HAHA SUCKA I GOT YOU http://bit.ly/FJqGi

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http://twitpic.com/5ky80 - You're in my SPOT, asshole.

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Before the puppy, mom hardly ever got chewy bonz. Now she gets 'em all the time. Yet, me & Ernie fight over 'em.

Mo' Bonz, Mo' Problems.

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God help me, if Mom calls me by the puppy's name one more time, I'm gonna act the part and poop in her shoe.

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Also, being able to lick one's own junk is about as awesome as you'd expect. You poor, deprived humans.

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Mama's got the insomnia so we're out walking and can I just say OMG BUNNY RABBITS!!!! (*licks chops, yanks on leash*)

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Oopsie, last tweet was supposed to be under @vmarinelliRVA. But sure, assume a hound dog would tweet "contextually creepy." I R A SMART DOG.

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In the distance, somebody is cranking Neil Diamond's (contextually creepy) "Sweet Caroline." Ba-Duht-Duht-Duh.

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If the little guy is dumb enough to walk under me while I'm taking a leak, then he deserves to get peed on.

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@Robsama Hey! I do that too.

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It's cute how everyone keeps talking about the new puppy as my little brother, but when they're out of earshot I call him "The Interloper."

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http://twitpic.com/3v7r7 - My lil bro. Them's big dog vittles, you damned fool!