Lisa Zhang, MD

ENT PGY3 @OhioStateENT • Previously @UCBerkeley & @HopkinsMedicine • Californian at heart • Interested in good food • Decent at board games

[Arjun Watane, MD @ArjunWatane]

Resubmitting to journals like

Wordle 270 X/6
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[Natalie LaBossier, MD 🏳️‍🌈 @nat_laboss]

Me when I pass a med school exam or get positive feedback: "Eh I just got lucky"

Me when I get the Wordle in 2 tries: "Am I... a genius???"

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

I’ve fallen victim to the hype.

Wordle 222 2/6

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[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

I feel like the entire motto of intern year in a surgical residency is “I see what you need me to do, I understand why you need me to do that, but physically, I do not possess the skills to do so.”

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

This week I, plus a single attending, covered half the ED with very sick people and multiple traumas. At the end, my attending tells in incoming team, “Can we all give Lisa a round of applause for just keeping the ED alive today?” 🥺 Guys, celebrate your residents like this.

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

@JetBlue Okay three hours on hold with JetBlue later some human has picked up and been like “so this is where we always put titles goodbye.” After their previous colleague was like “wow I’ve never seen this before whaaaa please hold for 90 more mins.”

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

@JetBlue Responded! And put on hold there too lol

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

Can someone explain why this is not required in the medical school curriculum?

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

still trying to find the right audience for my ~Toxicology of Pokémon~ lecture so here's a sneak peek of the covered topics:

⚡️How does Butterfree's stun spore work?

😴What is in Gloom's sleeping powder?

💀How dangerous is Arbok’s poison fang?

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

@StephanieYang93 Wheeee congrats Dr. Yang ❤️🎉

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

“Colleague” 🥺❤️ Super thankful for everyone at @hopkins_ent and @OandNonline for the feature and support!

[Johns Hopkins OHNS @hopkins_ent]

New from Francis Creighton, John Carey & colleague @lzhanging. #SCD

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

Just survived my first 24! Please rate on a scale of 1 to villain-origin-story how angry my separation-anxiety cat will be when I return home. Gifs only.

(Do not worry, he has an automatic feeder for a reason 😬)

[The Dogtors Office @DogtorsOffice]

RT if you have checked on the labs today

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

me: I just put our patient on amlodipine 5.
Senior: what is this witchcraft?
me: I … went into the chart and ordered them for amlodipine 5?
Senior: … well it’s been a while since I’ve done intern things.

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

My senior: Can you call pharmacy about this patient? They take amlodipine 5 as an outpatient but we don’t have it in the hospital.
me: … we don’t have amlodipine 5 in the hospital?
Senior: yeah I couldn’t order it!

[Josh McGough, MD @joshmcgoo]

Peds tip: sometimes if the child AND the parent are young enough you can give them BOTH pokemon stickers

[USA Basketball @usabasketball]

GOLD IS COMING HOME! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🥇🥇 #Tokyo2020 🥇🥇

[USA Basketball @usabasketball]

Cool as ya like. KD sinks a pair of FTs.

0:08 4Q | 🇺🇸 87 🇫🇷 82

#Tokyo2020 #Basketball

[Lisa Zhang, MD @lzhanging]

The other day, a medical student followed me to the bathroom and that was the moment I felt like a real resident.

[Adi @IDdocAdi]

Thyroid gland palpation be like https://t.co/bgq2zDSi1O