Lolz

[Lolz @lzyfhdump]

Bunny ang cute cute mo :( wala na kalaro si songhae

[Lolz @lzyfhdump]

The world is healing

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

マッチングアプリ終了のお知らせ

「出会い系の相手はAIだった
4700超の偽人格、2万5000人と会話」

[Black Sheep @Black_SheepPH]

Para sa mga walang wala na. Para sa mga taong nagpapagaan ng bigat ng kupal na mundong 'to. Para sa ating lahat.

Catch #ThirdWorldRomance, directed by Dwein Ruedas Baltazar, this AUGUST 16 ONLY IN CINEMAS!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The world needs humor like this. 👍😂

https://t.co/eIt91z3TCo

[ALTStarMagic 💫 @AltStarMagic]

STA. MARIAN RIVERA IS A GODDESS OKAY ✨

[shift + delete 🌏 @skullohmania]

@News5PH 'Yong mga pulis ba sa bansa, dumaan sa matinding training para lang maging... KRIMINAL? 🙃

disiplina 👊🏼

[. @lanifeli_]

Because women can acknowledge someone is fine in real life and still not care to pursue them 😂

[The Philippine Star @PhilippineStar]

‘I JUST WANNA STAY IN YOUR LAVENDER HAZE’ 💜🌙

A netizen captured photos of a purple and pink-colored sky while the moon, Venus, and Jupiter conjunction showed itself on twilight dusk in Calamba, Laguna, on Wednesday. (Photos courtesy of Nomer Manaig)

[️kuzo @kuzokusunoki]

@CEGPhils #PulisAngTerorista

[💗💗 @chinitongalter]

@inquirerdotnet Much better if all LGU will enforce the national green building code, FORCE all malls and bldgs with roof deck to install solar panels, maximize use of solar panels, MORE GREEN SPACES that will act as catch basin during typhoon. PLANT MORE TREES in URBAN Areas.

[💗💗 @chinitongalter]

@inquirerdotnet It is high time to remove all those meralco and telco wires hanging along main roads and have it underground. So that we can provide more shades on the pedestrian level thus minimizing urban heat island in the area.

[Nico Quejano @nicoquejano]

How about we stop sharing quote cards of Darryl Yap????

[Lolz @lzyfhdump]

Hello peeps pls rt this baka may nakaka alam what exact brand and tawag sa sweatshirt na ito at saan nabibili 😭 may sentimental value to sakin and baka napamigay ng ibang tao sa bahay kaya di ko na mahanap. Its been missing for a year na. Pls help retweet!!!

[Francis Baraan IV @MrFrankBaraan]

In a parallel world, Leni Robredo is now the President of the Philippines, Leila de Lima is now free & reelected, Chel Diokno now has a seat at the Senate, Kiko is Vice-President, BBM is now begrudgingly paying his taxes after losing the elections, & Pinoys vote better leaders.

[Lolz @lzyfhdump]

@justmilfsnfilms PRESIDENT NA AGAD char

[Ibyang @IvyPhilline]

@GilbertCRemulla I think ganito po ang elitista

[Lolz @lzyfhdump]

@fugou @tiyang_mo @volleedee @Olangot1 @ricci_richy @jpeb Nakapag aral ako sa private school from elementary-college. Pero masasabi kong malayo ako sa mga burgis kong mga kaklase. I stay out of the middle and my family experience financial difficulties everytime. We all have struggles pero sana never invalidate ang panlabas lang.

[Lolz @lzyfhdump]

@spicyfingrrrs KAISTRESS NAMAN YAN

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

There’s a defensive style of writing where you can tell someone has spent too much time on Twitter.

You write a normal sentence, then ask yourself how an asshole could interpret it in bad faith and use it to attack your reputation publicly. Then you add caveats.

[Lolz @lzyfhdump]

Yan putangina marunong mang hiram di marunong mag balik

[Josh from Joshua Joshy Josh @BigJamJosh]

@ayedocc Great timing twitter 🤣🤣