🌟Mel🌟

// RU // she/her

[🌟Mel🌟 @m3linaz]

i work with kids so i’m going to make a thread of weird shit they’ve said to me starting with: today they were being read a story and one girl, completely unprompted stood up and interrupted the story to inform the class “I wish i was a bird.” and then sat down again

[🌟Mel🌟 @m3linaz]

Logging into Twitter for the first time in at least 2 years to ask @CNN to stop alerting me every time trump takes a shit. I'm so close to deleting ur app and mentally checking out for the next 4 years do not push it

[🌟Mel🌟 @m3linaz]

@ABC ABC is wild for publishing this garbage but let's not forget the authors !

[🌟Mel🌟 @m3linaz]

@haylesatan @JesseCox Hope u enjoy ur 2 likes stupidass

[🌟Mel🌟 @m3linaz]

@iritupa HUGE red flag 🚩🚩🚩

[Bulldoozer @Bulldoozerbrick]

After months of reading all your messages, I’ve finally resubmitted my Community set on LEGO Ideas😊

There's a ton of NEW easter eggs in this. If it can get 10k fan votes, LEGO will consider producing it as a real set. Vote now at https://t.co/NhfXO4YgXJ

#sixseasonsandamovie

[Meghan O’Keefe @megsokay]

The better pull quote imo? “Everything changed with streaming and everyone should be compensated for their work. It’s fucking easy. I don’t get it.”

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

im literally a silly little guy

[🌟Mel🌟 @m3linaz]

@PhilipPullman Ooh it's getting so thick I'm so excited !!!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

What's the leading cause of ant death?

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“oh so you want -your- tax dollars to pay for free school lunches?” literally yes. please take whatever is necessary to keep kids from going hungry. how the fuck is this controversial.

[Dr. Jen M @AwesomeBiota]

Friendly neighbourhood microbiologist entering the chat: this is not what you think it is. This is a bacterial biofilm on the surface of the water, likely due to all the dead fish in the creek. It won’t have a scent, & is not oil or gasoline. Happens all the time in early spring.

[adriel @stbooboo]

🧍his ass is not sitting

[🌟Mel🌟 @m3linaz]

IF we're lucky

[The Chaser @chaser]

From https://t.co/aecOGxSAE3

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

Wow, I can’t believe China accidentally floated a balloon over the US.

Here is a totally unrelated map

[FuckCars @FuckCarsReddit]

This is a great example of a newly built apartment building with a pro-social design. I'm pretty sure this one would even be legal to build in North America!