Marie-louise

I enjoy experiencing life and all the little nuances of it. And I know a bit about everything! 😊 a small great Dane 😂 and a master of Danish hygge.

[Marie-louise @m_legh_smith]

Do you know what cooking videos is to people changing their diet? Porn. Pure pleasure on video and you want it bad. *drooling*

[Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast @bigmacher]

#TooBadYouCant point at someone in real life and mute them

[lisa a @triqu3tra]

#TooBadYouCant
Actually stop at 1 tweet...
It's like pringles... and peanuts... and M&Ms

[Marie-louise @m_legh_smith]

Got a job at a brewery. I'm gonna get a box of beer every month! 😁👍🍺

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Come on out to the movies tonight.
You'll float.

[Manual Mystique @ManualMystique]

#ItsNotAllBadBecause tonight I'll be drinking whiskey ~ And being frisky.🥃🕺

[Marie-louise @m_legh_smith]

Understanding what the teacher just said #ThingsThatMakeYouGoYay

[Megan Rikas @MegsHAUSTED]

My 4YO was born a little girl, but the way she walks around the house I'm pretty sure she identifies as a 1400 pound moose.

[Darius Quebec 🏳️‍⚧️ @ksej]

"Having sex for money is bad because it is counterfeiting feelings" wow dude, I have bad news about every other customer service job ever

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I don't play badminton anymore but man did I love the feel of that shuttlecock

[Sarah Michelle @SarahMGellar]

Just heard the best quote- "my kids call it yelling when I raise my voice...but I call it motivational speaking for the selective hearing"

[Marie-louise @m_legh_smith]

Being drunk, but nothat drunk enough to not understand that this is a bad idea on sunday, having early schoolday tomorrow 😂🍷🍷

[Marie-louise @m_legh_smith]

😂😂 https://t.co/Zmfmal2yy6

[Marie-louise @m_legh_smith]

When some1 chews loudly when I'm concentrated, I want to make them stop. Violently. Instead I smile and plot their murder😂😂

[Marie-louise @m_legh_smith]

Farting while having the stimac flu (read diarreah) is risky at best.. 💩

[Longwood lures @longwood_lures]

Me: Wish I was a bird so I could fly high in the sky.

Her: you'd end up just flying around trying to poop on things.

[Marie-louise @m_legh_smith]

😂😂 and at least one hysterical outburst 😂😂 https://t.co/ZaIzLQlKV4

[dadpression @Dadpression]

Putting a small child to bed is a three-hour plotless movie with songs that begin at inappropriate times.

[🖤😈Twisted Chris-ter😈🖤 @HeyItsChris412]

#ICantBeTheOnlyPerson who has plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with other plastic bags.

[Marie-louise @m_legh_smith]

The guy I want an internship with, just send a friend request on fb. Now I make updates about how great everything is 😂😂

[Marie-louise @m_legh_smith]

#IWillFeelBetterWhen you stop asking those akward questions. I'm freaked out. Normally I'm the one freaking ppl out 😁

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Kids woke me up to ask if I was still sleeping, if any of you were thinking of having children.