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[Micode @Micode]

https://t.co/BoOSUYHPas

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

This is so real. As a reminder some of these most "well known" profiles in France (on TV) includes a now-convicted cybercriminal and a random dude that always appears on stage with black glasses that did an sqlmap on a university 15 years ago... And got caught.
You can do better.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

I am genuinely impressed by mainstream media outlets ability to find absolute nobodies in cybersecurity. It's remarkable. I am often left speechless.

There has been dozens occasions, especially as of recent, where some media outlet will be like, "Today as a special guest is world-renowned cybersecurity expert and ethical hacker Joe McCyberSecurity".

I'm like, who the fuck is Joe McCybersecurity? I've been doing cybersecurity and malware stuff for a long time and I've never once seen or heard of Joe McCybersecurity. If he is world-renowned, I would THINK I would have seen them or heard of them.

The camera then pans over to Joe McCybersecurity and it is the most generic cookie cutter white dude in a cheap suit and the tag below him will say something like, "Joe McCybersecurity, Ethical Hacker, CEO of Cybersecurity McJoe Industries"

I'm like, "Cybersecurity McJoe Industries? What the fuck is that?". I look it up and it's a generic WordPress website hosted on GoDaddy with an expired SSL cert.

Joe McCybersecurity then babbles incomprehensible nonsense for about 60 seconds until the TV host goes "woaw" and it cuts to a commercial.

Absolute cinema.

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

Sir, yes sir.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Is the world really going to have to burn because the USA can't impeach a president?

[Rasmus Jarlov @RasmusJarlov]

We certainly dont consider you very forward-leaning on supporting allies. A few weeks ago you supported taking Greenland. An open attack on our territory. Textbook hostility and completely unacceptable from an ally.

And now you are wondering why Europe does not support you in a war that you did not even bother to discuss with us before starting.

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

🚀

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

Europe doesn't need a test to know that an alliance with Trump's USA is worthless, absolutely worthless.

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

In case anyone's wondering: launching a war based on convictions may lead to a global disaster.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

As the 🤡 himself said :

"Thank you for your attention on this matter."

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

@LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS How is a conflict in the Middle East between Israel and Iran that we voluntarily decided to join the problem of NATO or Europe?

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

Le niveau des politiques dans notre beau pays.

Si ils sont capable d'émettre ce genre d'avis sur @videolan l'un des softwares les plus reconnu au monde et dont l'un des principaux contributeur est français (sic), imaginez juste le reste... https://t.co/cfg8abOFvb

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

P. Bondi is probably the worst actress we've ever seen on a TV show.

Oh wait.

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

"I believe you just lied under Oath"

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lieu: Were there any underage girls at that party or any party that Trump attended with Jeffrey Epstein.

Bondi: There is no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime

Lieu: I believe you just lied under oath.

Bondi: DON’T YOU EVER ACCUSE ME OF A CRIME

Lieu: I’m showing you evidence.

[Nariman Gharib @NarimanGharib]

Exclusive: Obtained Starlink terminal debug data from Iran during the ongoing internet shutdown.

The telemetry shows direct evidence of GPS spoofing: the dish detected 18 GPS satellites with valid signal lock, but activated its anti-spoofing countermeasures (inhibitGps: true). This isn't simple jamming; the government appears to be broadcasting fake GPS signals to confuse terminals.

The impact: 20%+ sustained packet loss, connection never stabilized after 24 minutes, bandwidth restricted, and beam pointing ~1° off target. Starlink stayed online but was barely usable.

The anti-spoofing detection works, but SpaceX's fallback positioning can't currently maintain normal performance under electronic warfare.

First documented technical evidence of state-level GPS spoofing against consumer satellite internet.
https://t.co/TTAxKpgIjJ

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

Just ban this sh*t from internet, period.

[Jack Doherty @dohertyjackk]

I was just walking by and he tries to kick me for no reason and that’s how it all started… I literally didn’t say or do anything to him but I’ll always be the bad guy in the situation lol

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

🤡

[Eliano A Younes @eliano]

@tuxpizza @GamersNexus Let me fix it for you:

Wasn't ever expecting GamersNexus to make a video on Palantir, but it's become so polarizing due to misinformation and an abundance of fear mongering BS so a lot of content creators are leaning into it to generate a lot of clicks so here we are.

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

People in the French government still think in 2025 that encryption can and should be banned by law, just imagine the level of journalists in the same country 🤣

Bunch of clowns 🤡

Big up for your work @GrapheneOS

[GrapheneOS @GrapheneOS]

We were contacted by a journalist at Le Parisien newspaper with this prompt:

> I am preparing an article on the use of your secure personal data phone solution by drug traffickers and other criminals. Have you ever been contacted by the police? Are you aware that some of your clients might be criminals? And how does the company manage this issue?

Absolutely no further details were provided about what was being claimed, who was making it or the basis for those being made about it. We could only provide a very generic response to this.

Our response was heavily cut down and the references to human rights organizations, large tech companies and others using GrapheneOS weren't included. Our response was in English was translated by them: "we have no clients or customers" was turned into "nous n’avons ni clients ni usagers", etc...

GrapheneOS is a freely available open source privacy project. It's obtained from our website, not shady dealers in dark alleys and the "dark web". It doesn't have a marketing budget and we certainly aren't promoting it through unlisted YouTube channels and the other nonsense that's being claimed.

GrapheneOS has no such thing as the fake Snapchat feature that's described. What they're describing appears to be forks of GrapheneOS by shady companies infringing on our trademark. Those products may not even be truly based on GrapheneOS, similar to how ANOM used parts of it to pass it off as such.

France is an increasingly authoritarian country on the brink of it getting far worse. They're already very strong supporters of EU Chat Control. Their fascist law enforcement is clearly ahead of the game pushing outrageous false claims about open source privacy projects. None of it is substantiated.

iodéOS and /e/OS are based in France. iodéOS and /e/OS make devices dramatically more vulnerable while misleading users about privacy and security. These fake privacy products serve the interest of authoritarians rather than protecting people. /e/OS receives millions of euros in government funding.

Those lag many months to years behind on providing standard Android privacy and security patches. They heavily encourage users to use devices without working disk encryption and important security protections. Their users have their data up for grabs by apps, services and governments who want it.

There's a reason they're going after a legitimate privacy and security project developed outside of their jurisdiction rather than 2 companies based in France within their reach profiting from selling 'privacy' products.

https://t.co/uWVPGoiEUs

Here's that article:

https://t.co/5TvYFemejg

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

Like a punch in your face 👊

[Evil Rabbit Security Inc. @EvilRabbitSec]

Imagine being so butt hurt that you tried & failed to dox VX Underground. You only proved you're an emotional clown who couldn't hack your way out of a HTB room where the user:pass is admin:password

And welcome to tech twitter, liars and skids aren't tolerated much.

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

"exclusif" 😂

🤡 https://t.co/94KehOxeB5

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

@vxunderground Wise words 🙏

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

@Steam You clowns allow malware on your platform that has resulted in $150K+ stolen from victims (fake game has been available to download for more than a month)

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

@booba @Mdelormeau 🍿

[Rand0m InfoSec Guy @maaax78]

The end of an Era, thanks for everything Mikko you truly were the king of Cyber and have empowered so many passionate guys over the years 🙏🐐

GOAT.

[@mikko @mikko]

Back in 1991, I joined a small startup as employee #6. The company was Data Fellows, and my role was to reverse-engineer viruses. Over time, Data Fellows became F-Secure and later split into F-Secure and WithSecure. For 34 years, I’ve been fighting malware.