the real slim mabry

Washington, DC | NYC | #mmiw

[Columbia Daily Spectator @ColumbiaSpec]

BREAKING: Carman Hall and Lerner Hall are being evacuated due to a bomb threat, Columbia announced. The University advises that people stay away from those buildings until further notice.

[Louisa Melcher @candidlylou]

i need some attention. thinking of developing a very dainty sneeze and insisting it's natural

[metro y @metrohafiz]

do you think Jesus knew he was born during toyotathon?

[the real slim mabry @MabryGriffin]

Alyssa: You had an out-of-body experience in a Rite Aid

[the real slim mabry @MabryGriffin]

@BADER_ade bro I miss you! You GET ME!!😭

[the real slim mabry @MabryGriffin]

Mentally and emotionally I’m here rn

[Owen Patrick Joyner @owenjoyner]

Sitting next to a person that actually reads the airline magazines. I’ve never met a sociopath.

[ደሊና @delina314]

Does anyone wanna hold my hand romantically 🥺 👉🏾👈🏾?

I’m trying to bump my Rice Purity Score down to a 69.

[shannon 🇵🇸 @killingsash_]

netflix you wanna renew julie and the phantoms so bad

[lil fern 🪴 @n8s_thoughts]

Y’all republicans really believe that we would rig the election and then choose JOE BIDEN!?!? 😭😭😭

[the real slim mabry @MabryGriffin]

Ain’t never seen two attractive presidential candidates. Always one of them gotta be ugly.

[Judy @notjudgejudy1]

“Biden will raise taxes on us” baby girl your pyramid scheme does not make the cut