macy

asking for a friend

[macy @mace_face15]

I left a note on my neighbors door and asked if he could turn his tv down at night and he left a note on my door and said “can you stop walking”

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me ignoring the car next to me after almost crashing into it.

[macy @mace_face15]

if my parents ever take me off their phone plan they are dead to me

[macy @mace_face15]

every time I eat candy corn I regret it

[pj @pjayevans]

Someone should photoshop something funny into the Adam Levine dm

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Don’t Worry Darling. OUT NOW.

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

fuck this i’m getting a diet coke

[lexi @suzukisms]

i think we all know who the hottest man on house of the dragon REALLY is https://t.co/LjlMPWFfIA

[macy @mace_face15]

literally how tf do ships float

[macy @mace_face15]

why is it so embarrassing to answer when someone knocks on the bathroom door while ur in it

[Workweek 🤝 @workweekinc]

If your boss looks like this, you won't be working remotely

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

[macy @mace_face15]

thinking about harry styles in his yellow hat 😩😩😩

[baby i.e @soyeahtrell]

when a car honk at me idk why but I be wanting to kill dem

[macy @mace_face15]

I haven’t had diet coke or alcohol in almost 5 weeks and I am DYING

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart...

9 year old me:

[macy @mace_face15]

will someone please take me on a date to chilis

[macy @mace_face15]

because they are L I A R S

[macy @mace_face15]

I don’t trust people who say they don’t pee in the shower

[macy @mace_face15]

why do I always get the hiccups when I eat carrots