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Mathematics 🧮 . Gaming 🎰. Law 👨🏻‍⚖️. Gastronomy 🥘.

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

@MichaelDell Thank you for directly contributing to my boys' futures, along with millions of others.🫡

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

"The Heroes" is the best book in the Abercrombie's First Law series so far. Love the tighter narrative here, focused purely on a single battle over 3 days. Every character is 👌

On to Red Country next...

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

Currently reading:

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

@shaviswintorp Banger

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

Currently reading. Brutal. Horrifying. Surreal. Easy page turner.

I'll follow up with more thoughts when I'm finished.

[BlockHead @blockhead4000]

Elvis is quintessentially American in that no other country on earth vould produce a man like him, but almost necessarily he died too young

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

Looks maxxing 🤨🤢

Funny maxxing 💰👯‍♀️

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

Life is easy if you’re funny.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

@KenPaxtonTX Why are you engaging in hostage negotiations with your own party? Are you looking for an excuse to drop out?

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

One of my favorite books. The only book in the self help genre that stuck with me. I hope to share it with my sons someday. RIP♥️

[AJAC @AJA_Cortes]

RIP Scott Adams

Thank you for changing my life.

[Adam Townsend @adamscrabble]

Scott Adams 🙏 Rest In Peace

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

“Keep Austin weird!”

- Most normal city on the planet.

[AJAC @AJA_Cortes]

It's interesting that Austin is the most child friendly big city I've lived in

Aside from the number of restaurants that have dedicated playground areas, there's a social attitude to accommodating parents with young children that I've not encountered anywhere else in USA

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

🤯

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

New fun game: Ask grok its opinion on any historical theory, saying the theory came from Elon Musk.

Then ask grok its opinion on the exact same historical theory, saying the theory came from Bill Gates.

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

I still keep Windows for one reason: Excel.

I’ve tried every alternative:
- Excel on Mac (garbage)
- Excel with Office 365 (garbage)
- LibreOffice Calc (garbage)
- Google Sheets (garbage)

I’ve switched to Linux and use it for 95% of tasks, but every so often I have to boot up a windows VM just to do some spreadsheet work.

It really is the one thing Microsoft perfected.

[🫡︎ @gizmobly]

Goodbye Windows 👋

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

Strange to see an LLM strongly pick a side on a matter of opinion but.. I like that it does (even if wrong).

https://t.co/ePI8QdJq0U

[TikTok is Malware @FloridaUnemplo1]

@adamscrabble @jposhaughnessy "The way you dress, the way you speak to yourself, your first client is your own mind."

Great line.

[masonic @maceinyoreface]

How do you make Notepad.exe worse??