macey

Veterinary Anesthesia Nurse🐾 8.20.16 #TeamConnor💚

[macey @maceystrutt]

Rest in Peace Con. We all love you so much💚

[macey @maceystrutt]

yeah dark and twisted are hitting me hard lately. check in on your friends and fam to make sure they are okay.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is cheat first

[macey @maceystrutt]

Told this dude on tinder I didn’t need to come over because he was prob sitting on a dusty ass couch that three other men own and he unmatched me😂😂 y’all men too damn soft😭😂😂

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[Snyder's Windbreaker @KSUWindbreaker]

WHEAT

RULES

CORN

DROOLZ

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

something to take the edge off

[macey @maceystrutt]

I forgot my mom&dad followed me on Instagram and I just posted a video of a guy eating candy off my neck. jesus macey

[macey @maceystrutt]

I would cut my leg off mid calf with a plastic knife to have Mac back

[ONSET. @wereonset]

Mac Miller past away 4 years ago today 🌹🙏 https://t.co/riKndBmDLm

[macey @maceystrutt]

my only life goal rn is to see Shania Twain in concert.

[macey @maceystrutt]

The weeks already beat me into the ground and made me call her mommy

[macey @maceystrutt]

I’m in such a weird place with my life rn. I’m scared to one night stand a dude but I’m letting a random lady wax my coochie and butthole every four weeks with no hesitation

[macey @maceystrutt]

I RSVP’d for multiple weddings and said I’d be bringing a plus 1 and here I am wondering wtf was I thinking because now I have to find a date to them all. 🫥🫥🫥

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love being a lightweight like oh I’m gonna get blasted off two small glasses of wine? incredibly economical 10/10 good for me

[macey @maceystrutt]

Buying a new car is the most stressful thing ever

[macey @maceystrutt]

You gots to be kidding me 😮‍💨🥵

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

us rn

[macey @maceystrutt]

Update: def forgot it

[macey @maceystrutt]

I’m ready to forget my name this weekend 🍀🍻

[macey @maceystrutt]

@McMomma20 IM SO EXCITED! I’ll see you tomorrow if I’m still bugging @russellkyleigh 🤩🤩🤩