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#QPR
#darts #snooker #cricket #RMT

[matt @machacro]

Fav photo of me ever without doubt 🤣

[Aaron West @oeste]

w-where are y’all going?

[🔧🔩 Durham Steel 🔧🔩 @PhilHannon]

If your first response to somebody telling you they've been stabbed is, "don't think so mate" you shouldn't be anywhere near a police uniform.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A farmer dies in April 2026.

His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847.

The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle.

On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify.

In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable.

The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft.

The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let.

A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up.

The Treasury collects £140,000.

The land never produces British food again.

[The Secret Accountant @TheSecretAcct]

Iran has appointed Samali Âlârdâys as interim Ayatollah until the end of the season.

[Jay @TracksideJay]

Me putting horses in accumulators on Boxing Day

[Hal The Blade ⚔️ @HalTheBlade]

This is why I love the Championship, a clumsy swing of the leg, a blatant penalty, ref not interested.

No VAR. Just good, old fashioned, honest incompetence. As the game should be. Marvelous stuff.

[Only Fools and Horses News @onlyfoolsnews]

Patrick Murray
It is with heartfelt sadness that we report the death of our friend Patrick Murray - Mickey Pearce to so many

He was a regular attendee of our conventions and we will miss his humour and the joy he bought to many

Sleep Well Pat!

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Fantastic from Brighton, this. A massively important message delivered very well.

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

🔝 🗑️ from Harvey Vale! 👏 @QPR

#EFL | #SkyBetChampionship

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

This is quite remarkable. The American woman is great.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

The NHS are an embarrassment

How can this be allowed?

[Chloe Cole ⭐️ @ChloeCole]

I saw this video this morning on my feed and I think it so eloquently explains what Charlie Kirk was put on this earth to do.

“When people stop talking, that’s when you get violence, that is when civil war happens”

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

America will never be the same.

[Faith✨ @xfaith34]

Me receiving the emergency alert
#emergencyalert #UK

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

Pep needs to be put on trial, this is like the before vs after rehoming transition in an RSPCA or Dogs Trust advert

[The Guerilla King @RobThomasComedy]

That fella crying on a step

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

biggest boomer gripe is increasingly becoming people who drink bottles instead of pints in the pub. put the 330ml down and have a proper beer.

[Mick @nalaknip]

Finally, some calm heads enter the fray.

[Ian Darke @IanDarke]

Thomas Frank is a good choice by Spurs. Should go well so long as he doesn’t do anything daft like winning a trophy .

[Elliot Steel @elliotsteelcom]

“How’d your bus driving test go mate”?”

“Failed me over some woke bullshit”