mack 🍾

living life one snack to the next

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@brook_the_mommy you’ve decided to homeschool him with a newborn? wow. super mom.

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@oreoeocat my gaybiessssss

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@Samhitab4u i use it during continuing education to count how many times the instructor says "uhm"

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@oreoeocat i miss pee pants

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@sapphyreblayze she's not a stepmom, she's the mom who stepped up

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@charli_xcx who cares?

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Hey, my boyfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if you have any Dyatlov Pass theories

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@even_steven8tht just means the average person lent the government that much during the year. dumbasses.

[the cone @mcflurry_slut]

Ovarian cyst literally ruining my life and the doctors are just like damn shawty that’s the way it be

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

that perfectly sums it up as a preparer. it's not my fault your husband is a dumbass -- i didn't create these taxes. he did.

[Mark Wagner CPA @Mark_Wagner_CPA]

@Natemer I'm not a marriage counselor.

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@CSURamT the problem is you. you have income that you’re not withholding for. simple as that.

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@feederofcats finally. some news i care about.

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@usdtermo good. she got that zoochosis.

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@oreoeocat does she get a monk cup ?

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@feederofcats wait until they find out she ALSO has a permit to do whatever she wants

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@euphoriaHBO @HBO @StreamOnMax @Zendaya nah. y'all took to long to get here. i don't wanna go anymore.

[𓍯𓂃Dakota @sweetcinnamontt]

I'm burning sage and my bf talking bout it's irritating his skin yea I bet it is demon

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@taylornation13 it's honestly wild that i still can't get folklore kitty.

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@tjmaxx do people not proofread these things before you sell them??

[mack 🍾 @mackattacknash]

@oreoeocat since no one else has the balls to say it: BIG STRETCH