mack 👑

just your average angry woman screaming to people who won't listen

[mack 👑 @macknotmax]

Abortion is a fucking right you dimwits

[𑣲⋆ @xolyviaxo]

If you litter you are a nasty dirty stinky funky ass bitch

[truthlur @beatingloudly]

i think the people of the midwest feel a certain passion for music that just isn’t felt on either coast. cause not even govball is this lively

[Kay @sayheykay_]

“I do see you as my girlfriend one day. I do see you as my fiancé, as my wife as the mother to my children” SINCERE IS A FUCKING DEMON!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD GET HIM OUT!!!! I NEED HIM OUT OF THIS VILLA!!! #loveislandusa

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. so the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

The irony of Trump calling FIFA to overturn
a red card for Balogun because he knows the U.S. can’t win without Balogun, who only qualifies for the U.S. team because of birthright citizenship, which Trump just tried to overturn.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

This is insane LMAOOOO

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It's genuinely disturbing that Law & Order SVU has managed to stay on air for decades without running out of stories about violence against women. The writers aren't struggling for ideas because reality keeps supplying them.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

this might be the first time in US history a city mayor is more popular nationally than the president 😭 Mamdani and his team are on a generational run rn

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Real patriots don't need to use masks

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

I’LL SAY IT AGAIN:

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

The worst people you know are about to lose their shit over this.

[nae @euphorixa]

I hate to say it but corbin & parmida should NOT be the ones leaving.

[Don Salmon @dijoni]

History always repeated itself in America.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is why we need younger politicians

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I miss the days when we could all agree that white supremacists, Nazis and pedophiles were bad and belonged in fucking prison.

[wes @mannmiami]

how am i going to enrich the taste of this beautiful baked potato

the illustrious stick of butter:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[trash jones @jzux]

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup