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[AKSEL @aksually]

why am i such a lazy whore ?

[issa @twaimz]

fall in love with me already tf

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[paradox ΘΔ @sushipup]

@Postmates

[samantha @milkygoddess]

me: peeing
my cat:

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

my friends: what’s the password to ur phone

me: my birthday

my friends:

[iz ✿ @isabelleabney_]

I’m a Virgo and that’s why I’m a bitch

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

Ugh I’m so afbtdknuibfimfobitchimmadasfucklfdsrzvdf

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

I actually need a boo ASAP... I can’t do this shit no mo

[Katie Blackstone @blackstonekatie]

Is it really a Sunday if you don’t put all of your homework off until 9:43 and have at least 3 mental breakdowns?

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

when you catch feelings

[caleb @calebbielskii]

9th and 10th graders when they’re forced to go 10 minutes without hitting their juul

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

When u are trying to remember what the book said during your final exam

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Mom: “How are classes going?”
Me: “Good”
Morgan Freeman Narrating: “they were not good”

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

p!nk: “i perform better when i’m upside down”

everyone: that’s bullshit

p!nk: *performs on the #AMAs like 2000 feet high up in the air*

ok girly you proved your point. you’re a damn queen