Mac

Siri, how does Twitter work?

[Mac @mactalkssmack]

My favorite character on friends is Jennifer Aniston's nipples.

[Mac @mactalkssmack]

*knock *knock
Hello, I’m your neighbor from over at Threads and we are having a pretty big party. I was wondering if you had some sugar I could borrow?
Thanks.

[Mac @mactalkssmack]

My sweat smells like blue sno cone pre-workout. Wtf.

[Mac @mactalkssmack]

@SwootyMac I’ll take one!

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

Me in the parking lot at Walmart ready to fight over a parking spot

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

I Think You Should Leave as Edgar Allan Poe stories
The Cask of Amontillado

[Mac @mactalkssmack]

I hate having to go to work instead of working on my videos and writing! 2023 will be the last year of all this!

[Mac @mactalkssmack]

@Prayxyz It’s my favorite! Such a wacky world!

[🦇Spooky Incubus🦇 @TwinkleSkeleton]

While you all were busy screaming about Harry Potter, Tennessee just passed a bill that requires all trans youth to de transition within one year.
Fuck your performative stance over a game. This was real and you were busy yelling about fictional wizards instead.

[elijah @elijahinternet]

I have chosen to honor Jesus’ 40 day fast in the desert by eating a Filet-O-Fish on Fridays

[Mac @mactalkssmack]

@redbull be doing that work in me right now at karaoke night. Y’all almost watched me nap!

[Mac @mactalkssmack]

@DnDBeyond

[Mac @mactalkssmack]

@HarbertKatelyn Yeah, I feel this. I haven’t written in months. When I am more regularly writing it’s because I have my whole life scheduled on my phone to remind me to write and edit projects.

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

I know white people don’t like us calling them colonizers but maybe if we just remove the ER and add an A…idk

[Overtime @overtime]

These 3rd graders acting different 🤣 (via @CourtsideFilms)

[sal stewart truther @BabiesWithGuns]

stealing the aux to play Knuck If You Buck at this 3 year old’s birthday party

[Mac @mactalkssmack]

@Prayxyz Shit they’ll be done after the NBA Finals.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

May your 2023 be filled with less gambling ads!

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

Elon’s Twitter is *really* invested in making sure you see every single thing that was tweeted two days ago.