Madi Bowman

[Maria @mlstrat]

not to brag — lmao — but i was in the room for this and it was absolutely electric

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

[liv @belqvedrue]

I’M CRYING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW GNXGJZSKSYZKY😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

“AI is coming for our jobs” I would love to see an AI robot sell adderall to its nephew’s friends

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I love that gay little onion, the shallot.

[grillpill @grillpill_]

[bene gesserit voice] text me when you get home

[crank @zacdose]

you’ve gotta be kidding me

[📚 Twilight Shitposting 💿 🐀 @twishitposting]

I hate smoking weed with paranoid bitches what do you mean the Volturi are coming

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

The moon looks crazy tonight... Imma chill out here for a little and just visualize my success n vibe to the scenary

[jorjor wel @livvanii]

Travis Kelce was made by God to be born in Manchester and go on Love Island but something got mixed up and he landed in Kansas City

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

Will never forgive them for casually dropping one of the greatest pop songs of all time and never putting it on streaming

[iana murray @ianamurray]

can’t stop thinking about this line reading

[jack rem @jackremmington]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen hahahahah

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

as a society we’re underutilizing bread bowls. like what else could we put in there

[Nikita S @singareddynm]

The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

AM I BEING GASLIT????

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Sometimes you gotta cut loose and have a ginger ale even though you’re not on a plane