Mary Slawter

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@taymystery She asked why she was seeing talk about Matty and that’s why. I don’t know or care either way what the song might actually be about.

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@1989healy Spoilers indicate another Matty break up song.

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@1989healy Mac Miller don’t you think?

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@bog_bussy Mine tried to go with grandmother. Why? Who knows. Obviously a toddler cannot say that so she was dubbed whatever gibberish attempt my youngest made towards grandmother and is still called that to this day. Play stupid games….

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@it_unprofession Ours sent out one that used something very close to a coworkers name and said she had free puppies and click to see photos. Evil.

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@NinaPanickssery A lot of them are still working.

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@_sorrengailll Yessss. Made my hair fall out!!

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@tasha032218 This happened to me with my first. We called to tell her I was in labor and she said she wasn’t coming yet because she knew better than we did about how long first labors take. We got a refund but not an apology.

[Brittany @Notseriouslor]

It’s almost like she left her typewriter at someone’s apartment

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@slutbythe1975 Preferably one set to music

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@1989healy Huge if true

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

I have watched at least an hour of Poptart bowl coverage and I just realized I couldn’t tell you either team playing. I need other bowls to step up their brand game.

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@Shutterfly I have been trying to order all day. Is something going on with your app?

[Melissa Turkington @Leftovers_Movie]

You know it’s almost Election Day when the Sesame Street characters have to run a coordinated campaign to keep us from doing another Civil War.

[Mary Slawter @madatmama]

@Oh_YoureFergie Up until Jason used the same language he had my support. I take no issue with throwing the phone.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

We gotta get out of this intersection

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

as a lib the worst part of controlling the hurricanes is you still have to send 95% of them at random caribbean islands or the yucatan or wherever to keep up the ruse that theyre natural. now the tornado machine, you can really go wild on conservatives with that thing

[erika @yeeeerika]

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment