mads sauer

(she/her) i have anxiety and live in a zoo

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[VICE News @VICENews]

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[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

Your chances of being killed by your cat are low, but never zero.

[Diamond🦋 @_blamebeauty_]

These apartment complexes got some nerve. How you gone have 2021 rent but 1994 interior? Bye.

[Sleeping Giants @slpng_giants]

Just great stuff, @amazon.

What the fuck are you doing?

[liv @anapplebright]

last night i accidentally got so high i forgot what pringles are called

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

If healthcare isn’t a right twitter is probably not a right

[alfredosolisfuentes @AlfredoFilmGeek]

@post_prufrock A Bicon

[Santillo @sono_santillo]

@nhbaptiste Conservatives: "It might be discrimination but that baker shouldn't be forced to make a gay cake"
Also conservatives: "It might not be discrimination but Twitter should be forced to do what we want"

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

RIP to the greatest poster of all time. No one will ever reach the heights he did with this medium, and by that I mean possibly destroying the United States of America 🙏🙏

[Nathalie Baptiste 🇭🇹 @nhbaptiste]

Conservatives: LET THE FREE MARKET DECIDE
Free market: *decides*
Conservatives: this is outRAGEOUS

[Taylor Momsen @taylormomsen]

‘And So It Went’ feat. @tmorello is out! Listen now and get ready for #deathbyrockandroll 🤘🤘🤘✌️✌️✌️ https://t.co/CjeZkjfgKA

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Don’t call these cabinet resignations anything but a Profile in Cowardice.

They’re resigning to avoid invoking the 25th amendment.

Congress & the people see right through it.

We must impeach & remove.

[mads sauer @maddiegrace98]

I want that job

[mads sauer @maddiegrace98]

imagine having the power to ban the president from Twitter

[Taylor Momsen @taylormomsen]

https://t.co/Fbi3rXZSuU