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[wint @dril]

when you reply to a womans selfy with a picture of invader zim saying "Epic Need" it never fails. i have cheated on my wife over 400 times

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

people don’t recognize my bravery enough for getting things done even though my tummy hurts

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

the most tender beautiful thing is leaving someone asleep in your house while you start ur day ….. slumber soundly……. perfect angel…….

[PISCES🦋 @Theylovestorm_]

Y’all gotta stop being scared to lose people who add nothing to your life but stress and anxiety….

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

AIDS patients died because people feared simply touching them would lead to infection. Families abandoned their own children to be buried in unmarked graves. Let us know where we can send the books Dennis, God forbid you read one.

[Lamáj @oneJaytwoJay]

How every Baptist church first?? Somebody lying

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

That #AaronRodgers gets to play next week while @Kaepernick7’s in year-6 of a racist ban explains more than anything why he took a knee…

[𝓚+𝓑 ✦ @misssooperfect]

Me : * walks outside *
Mosquitoes: there she go right there

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

One of the richest men in the world got divorced and got a shitload of Botox and dressed up like a cowboy and rode a giant penis into space.

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol nice notion dude... you preconceive that shit?

[madd @maddslia]

@xoclaudiaa GO ROGUE it’s fun

[milk @milkstrology]

libra risings moodboard for the full moon 6/24