The Mad Guesser

VomitTaster/LicensedSychophant @Los Olvidados.Forced to sing "Kumbaya" at gunpoint. Kicked off junta for hood violations.I pick my nose 1 nostril at a time.

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@MaryLTrump Being President is a big responsibility. San Juan Hill was another international hotspot the Donald focused on today. Needs to defund Happydale.

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@smc429 OK I give up:
"Why?"

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@kasthomas Andrew Johnson was impeach for refusing to spend appropriated funds and was acquitted by one vote by a bribed senator.

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What are we doing?

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@EdwardMaduh No. Zelenski hasn't slaughtered enough people for Jesus to qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize when Kissinger had to kill 1.4 million Vietnamese to get it. Trouble is going to the Peace Prize acceptance ceremony when the WCC is waiting there to arrest the winner for war crimes.

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@ReillyBelle57 And yet, he's about to be reelected. The very flower of humanity.

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No wheelchairs are allowed in Gaza because Israelis enjoy seeing kids suffer.

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@jgindel We could all use a drop in the bucket to prove manhood or .. something. I forget how that goes.

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@RossKneeDeep That's why they'll run and lose again. They need an outlet for their revenge on America.

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@TheSkepticWiz Maybe it's that God released the Jews but put them on double secret probation.

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@JohnnyAGI Democrats should always refer to Trump as "Baby Dumpling". Except Mamdani, who's one of the few grownups left.

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@DougWahl1 Good to know Democrats want civil war, genocide, and death camps as much as every other American. I was beginning to worry there.

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@Askwhyisit @RoKhanna Sinwar kept Netanyahu out of prison with his hilarious 10/7 antics, so maybe the next one will do the same.

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@jgindel I just hope they don't keep any pets.

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@DougWahl1 Is it that White Supremecist Credit Union? I heard The Proud Boys have their own credit union like ICE does, so they can wear masks in the bank.

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@donkoclock Better to laugh than start WW3, since those are the choices.

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@herotimeszero Trouble is, any job she could get, she'd last about about 3 days before being fired for excessive tantrums.

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@___TheGOOdWitch Actually that's all that Freddy Neitzsche meant when he coined that phrase, after talking with a branding consultant.

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@VaporTechAssoc RFK is bringing back "Smokin' in the Boys' Room" like that 1959 rock song! So in lieu of woke gender castration, school nurses to require 3 packs a day before recess with vitamin A to combat Autism. Tobacco companies to pay Congress 50$ Million each plus a free Epstein concubine!

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@kasthomas The ICE agent who drove away and left him there did say, "It's not my fault. They told me he was dead."

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@kasthomas Shumer and Jeffries will never let any bill get to the foor if AIPAC or ICE vetos it. In fact they won't let any bill get a vote ever, unless it involves more funds to kill people. 220th Democratic Congress will not pass a single bill except vacation adjournments.