Madi Porter

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

I fell asleep on the plane & I woke up 2 the guy sitting next 2 me telling me he wish he took a pic of me bc Im such an ugly sleeper.Ty dude

[sofia @sofiamia21]

Being your own sugar daddy >

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

@gooliagoolia Peri takes offense to this

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

alright bro I’ve had ENOUGH.

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

@amiracle44 Bruh I’ve seen this on three different platforms today chill out

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

Why is it harder to own a plant than a dog?

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

Peak dad text

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

I LIVE for neighbor tea

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

@DoorDash > @Postmates

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

Me on Wednesday: I’m not drinking this weekend

Me on Saturday morning: I’m choosing chaos today

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

@sofiamia21 Should we send it?

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

Who the fuck doesn’t get Shrek

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

@gooliagoolia Um rude 🙋🏼‍♀️

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking

[sofia @sofiamia21]

Alarm goes off at 615- still can’t get up until 830 🙄

[Mr. Shorty @DunawayHayden]

“Punch it bro, the lights gray.”

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

How does one become a less messy eater? Asking for a friend

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

@CommonKendall NEVER make a risotto

[Madi Porter @madi_porter]

@sofiamia21 Go off