Plonk

Casual Life Enjoyer

[حَمْزَة‎ @argan___oil]

@WhiteHouse pray on deez nuts, donny @POTUS

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

Bros an idiot but I need to know where this panda is at whoever cooked that chicken needs to be the next CEO

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

Panda Express makes no sense to me in an economic level this would have cost me more to make for myself

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

Most situations can be properly prepared for with 3 beers

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

People under 6ft who take exit row seats deserve the worst day

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

Smooth brain take

[Ronrosco @Ronrosco2]

Lamar is 0-5 in the playoffs. But on the flip side these are the records of other QBs in the playoffs:

Mahomes: 3-4
Allen: 0-6
Burrow: 0-2
Brady: 7-13
Brees: 1-9
Rodgers: 1-10
Montana: 4-7
Young: 1-6
P Manning: 2-13

Cuz single Ws in the playoffs don't matter. The regular season is for seeding while in the playoffs literally only one game matters at the end. You either get to and win it or you lose the playoffs.

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

Walked into the officer bathroom in this hanger and am currently battle shitting what I have to presume is a 3 star admiral (read LTJG)

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

Both on my fantasy team love to see the boys have that dawg in em

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

If you gave me one guess, for a million dollars, which NFL receiver committed the exact same unsportsmanlike penalty as Jameson Williams did in a nationally televised game not 24 hours ago...I would win a million dollars.

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

My unpopular opinion is that if you’ve made it to the stage of wealth where you view every second of your time like it’s some commodity that’s wasted if you aren’t getting top dollar for it, you’ve already lost in life

[Aaron Slodov @aphysicist]

@balajis i knew a billionaire that would deliberately take the time to walk and get coffee each morning, no one knew who he was, but he enjoyed the ritual of it all. was always astounded how much time he wasted doing this, but maybe the stillness was worth it to him

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

3 tuddys is belt to ass btw

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ʷᵉᵉᴿᵒᵇᵒ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wee_robo]

@PatMcAfeeShow They only beat us by 3 TDs. We are bad this year due to injuries to big names. The Chiefs are good but they've been lackluster this season.

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

@zooblobs @dr_duchesne Had to rub my eyes and pinch myself

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

The giants gave up 30+ fantasy points to Bo Nix in the 4th I want every single player and coach executed for treason

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

Some of you are a dangerous combination of not very bright and really angry all the time

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

Here we go again….you’re a loser pocket watching other people be happy that’s for starters but I’m sure the list runs long

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

Life is just a cycle of doing the dishes and losing in fantasy

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

Fuck yea baby the point of living is to watch zeros and commas pile up WOOOOOOO

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Every vacation you skip with your young children is an extra half million dollars of net worth when you’re 85 years old

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

@zooblobs @willob I know it smells crazy in there

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

This reads like those Andrew Luck dearest mother tweets 😂

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

I showed this to my 21 and 23-year-old sons, and they said no one they know this age texts like this. They said, "Mom, this is how you text".
Do you know any 22-year-olds who text other kids like this?
They don't use complete sentences with correct punctuation.

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

What is these people’s obsession with being bad at math

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

I’m no mathematician but removing 55 million visa holders would probably free up the housing market and lower rent for Americans

[Plonk @AndolfTheGrey]

Maybe men aren’t lonely enough yet

[Luu🇿🇦 @sk1tguru]

Pay someone to walk up to her and ask if she’s pregnant