How to really enjoy the rain:
1. Stand at the window (inside)
2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip
3. Sip tea from mug
4. Mutter “look at that rain”, “it’s really coming down now” or “the garden needs it”
5. Say “good job we got the cushions/washing in”
6. Eat all the biscuits
Read this. Listen to what this person is saying and feeling. When you go out to eat, this is what you’re putting us through. If you’re dining out right now, fuck you.
this is not “everything” this is DEPRESSING. the image of black children protesting for their right to live is not uplifting or empowering and it should not inspire you, it should make you mad that it’s even necessary. y’all really gotta do better
@local__celeb At least we swerved Snapchat in high school and the possibility of our stupid teenage opinions becoming internet property forever. They don’t even know how cringe it’ll be when they apply for a job, and their millennial boss asks which HP house they belong to and they cant answer