TS Heardle Master

triple vaccinated and huge-balled ☆
(she/they, 22, a fruit)

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

Rurough

[Shannon G 💫 @SoShameonMeow]

If Taylor swift wanted to make another billion dollars I’d be listening to I’d Lie from the vault right now but I’m not

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

Just said to my bf last night "did you know, on the internet, you can be a lil racist and be okay, but you CANNOT be a cheater" like ??? 😭😭

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

What I have learned from this and the try guys thing is that a man will only face any real consequences for cheating if his coworkers are friends with his wife

[vir🕷️ @reveyelyah]

hayley: *lighting a cigarette* when paramore was formed you were two years old isnt that crazy
me, so drunk i cant stand straight: can yuo put that out on me

[re6ce @liveforever369]

how we get two apps called kick decades apart and they both full of pedophiles

[cait @digicait]

Thank god brakence is back to being fine as shit i couldn’t do the bald thing at all. Lovingly

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

in fact, in the rise of subcultures becoming mainstream aesthetics, there's a whole sub set of gen-z women trying to smoke cigarettes in like, a cool vintage way on the rise....and I support them 1 billion %

[longlivemir @foresthillbaby]

anybody else notice how gen z stopped the anti cigarette shit soon as this life shit got serious

[unethical pisces Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

you have a surgery when you get your appendix out. You. Got. A. BOOB Job.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Sometimes You Just Have to Buy 350 Dollars worth of Weed Every 4-6 Months for Several Years in a Row

[liz 🌌 luthen's #1 fan @rebelfile]

southern 9/11 just happened close everything we gotta mourn

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

personally I got it so that IF I was gonna let someone nut in me, I wouldnt have to travel across to state lines to not be attached to them forever! but I guess I'm a gross slut huh ://

[lucy🍒🌸•.•. @_1ucy_a]

Birth control in your early twenties so a man can comfortably cum inside you is crazy

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

I'll raise you: have you ever fallen in love with an ALMOST bankrupt restaurant, one where the closest location is hours/days away 💔

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[𓃠 @bitchas_s]

asked the bartender last night if he could make a mojito and he said “is that necessary?”

[Carley 🤖 (snob) @carleypero]

Yeah sorry the Eternal Smog and Wildfires and Explosive Diarrhea and Trillion to Israel are bothering you, but I’m a bit preoccupied with my coworker who put they/them in their email sign off so

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

fried chicken patty

[mac @MacDoesIt]

So what CAN I eat? Like I’m genuinely afraid to put something in my mouth

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

the dispensary hate is boring and tired bc all of your weed has been dispensary weed, even on the street, for the last like 8 years. "yeah man it's from Cali" oh man u mean the state that's had dispensaries on every corner for the last 10 years??

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

@SteelersOracle @Yamscasino where do yall think plugs are getting weed from....like genuinely 😭

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

they were white tes shots....

[leo @jhnmyblvd]

@madiwlch soooo when theeeee

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

@jhnmyblvd when da- when the- white tea sbots-

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

@AmazingPhil WHAT the hell did *I* miss 😳

[TS Heardle Master @madiwlch]

@esmexsongx @yomomma_ha this is it honestly- even people from states on the other side of the country, you just never know if they have any inkling about Hammond/Gary/Whiting etc 😭