Madison Young

dog person

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Accidentally told a lot of people I would do a lot of things once I was vaccinated

[Madison Young @madjective_]

@JoetotheG27 😎 why do you think i moved!!!!

[Madison Young @madjective_]

things i would say in every session if i were a therapist during cicada season:
- what’s plaguing you?
- anything new surfacing from the depths lately?
- something about putting the sick in cicada
- cicadas? what are you talking about i don’t see anything

[Madison Young @madjective_]

my love language is when people tell me “great question”

[Chelsea Pope @chelseathepope]

NFT is short for Nelly FurTado

[John Schwartz @jswatz]

“I should pull myself up by my bootstraps?” Ms. Kaye said. “Do you not know the system is rigged against me? That’s not feminism. That’s just putting lipstick on the patriarchy.” Such a revealing portrait of this money machine from @katierosman https://t.co/5jbIBD0N7G

[Madison Young @madjective_]

absolutely living for this

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

He boasted on Bumble about storming Capitol, feds say. His would-be date turned him in: "We are not a match" https://t.co/yjfy5Avw8i

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

A reminder that victory would be George Floyd being alive. Every day Black Americans worry if they will be next is another day without justice.

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

The fact that we know what the verdict SHOULD be but remain unsure of what it WILL be speaks volumes about our nation. We have work to do.

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

the united states of embarrassment.
the united states of CONSTANT. FUCKING. MOURNING.

[Madison Young @madjective_]

@AlexNoonz @barstoolsports if you think i didn’t binge this the day it came out

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

I cannot fathom passionate concern about Dr. Seuss, but not about Daunte Wright.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Prayers are not enough. Daunte Wright should still be with us. While an investigation is underway, our nation needs justice and healing, and Daunte’s family needs to know why their child is dead—they deserve answers.

[Kat Armas @kat_armas]

Them: be like Jesus

Me: ok *drinks wine, calls people hypocrites, upsets men in power*

Them: not like that

Me: 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

I learned about this term “doom scrolling” from my boy, Roy. Now, I know sometimes when you fall on tough time it's easy to get lost in the bad. But today I think we should turn it around.

How about some #HopeScrolling? I’ll start:

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Ok hear me out:

Undercover boss, only it’s Jesus in the Republican Party.

[Madison Young @madjective_]

@allysonmary04 you are literally moving to hawaii

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

On the "but knives kill people too" argument, I want to go on record that I'm also in favor of outlawing any device that can fire dozens of knives per minute.