Suz Gillies-Smith 🔮

I’m both fatter and funnier in person

[Suz Gillies-Smith 🔮 @madpretzel]

My breastfeeding toddler like

[Suz Gillies-Smith 🔮 @madpretzel]

Zohran’s transition team is all women. Did we just elect the Jalen Hurts of politics????? A man who listens to and platforms women????

[bran huess @Bran_John99]

My opinion on Dak Prescott.

[MGBeanie @MgBeanie]

Israel is never mentioned once in the movie, though.

[garrett @garrettjko]

i am never not checking my email again holy shit

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@andrewcuomo https://t.co/ooNzX0rccz

[Suz Gillies-Smith 🔮 @madpretzel]

Me refreshing the ratio to see @ZohranKMamdani rack up even more likes

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

17 million people just lost health care.

18 million kids just lost school meals.

3 million Americans just lost food assistance.

And $3.5 trillion was added to the deficit.

All for a tax cut for Trump’s billionaire donors.

The ultimate betrayal.

[tré easton @treeaston]

zoomers this is what obama winning iowa felt like

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

i actually don't fucking care if immigrants are "hard working" or not. i care that they're people

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I can tell some of you people have never watched the WWF/WWE.

Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high.

By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair.

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

Never been a better time to post this:

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

evergreen

[Matt Brown @MattBrownEP]

I imagine this story ends with somebody in the White House getting confused and sanctioning Elon University

[Suz Gillies-Smith 🔮 @madpretzel]

Have they tried doing ketamine together like Jen & Zac from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? Is that what was holding them together all this time?

[jp @excesstential]

this is like the kendrick vs drake beef if it was P Diddy vs R Kelly

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

You willingly gave a known Epstein associate $270M to win the election?

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

This is an actual recession indicator btw

[Olivier Knox @OKnox]

[clears throat]

truly we live in a DOGE-eat-DOGE world

[looks around for approval]

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

when he decides to do left leaning grifting in like two days i am begging you guys not to fall for it

[Thom DeSirant @thomdesirant]

Tangentially related, this district has been held by three people since 1933: Debbie Dingell (2015-current), her husband John Dingell (1955-2014), and her father-in-law John Dingell Sr (1933-1955).