madpropsnz

Putting the eh? into real estate listings since ages ago. The maddest/raddest properties from NZ & abroad, via @dimsie, @nzdodo & friends. [email protected]

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

“My home is my castle – no, really, I assure you it most certainly is.”

[Bad Realty Photos @BadRealtyPhotos]

1 bedroom terraced medieval castle for sale. Would suit first time Tudor monarch.

https://t.co/esUkITS1rN

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

The devil is in the details.

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@carolgreen Angry Berths. 😆

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

Fkn’ A!

The powerful energy emanating from this classic Kiwi A-frame bach >with wings< is so intense it looks like it’s about to take off. 😠

[hamish mcneilly @southernscoop]

Incredible accommodation

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

*crib - sorry, southern pals!

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“Generally these houses all come here because other people didn't want them. It's like a dog sanctuary.”

This heroic fellow, collecting and lovingly preserving NZ houses of every era, might well be our patron saint. 😇

Happy holidays, mad proppers! https://t.co/dN4y5mH9yB

[WowHaus @WowHauser]

I have featured a few projects, but none like the 1970s Atelier Palegre by Pascal Hausermann and Claude Costy in Ponsas, southeast France. Currently a workshop/studio, it has the potential to be converted into your own bubble house if you love the concept. https://t.co/M2dNCiiHHR

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

True when we started out, still true today. You're all one of a kind. 🥰

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

Friends, we'll stick around till the lights go out and/or the moving truck shows up. But thank you for enjoying so many mad props with us over the decade.

All those glimpses of "one-of-a-kind" homes, all created and cherished by real people. May we all live so authentically!🏡💕

[Madam Snazzy @MoataTamaira]

You had me at "ubiquitous sexy swan print in the bedroom"

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

Please enjoy the absolute pure perfection of the interior decor in this Southland gothic palace.

Fancy big city home-stagers could never.🥰https://t.co/bVumnKK0nK

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

Looking for a turreted country estate with original features and mid-20th C furnishings, within cooee of the Princess Mountains, Monkey Island, and Gemstone Beach? We've got u fam.

"This iconic home is reminiscent of a gothic palace..." https://t.co/bVumnKK0nK

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MAXIMALISTS ONLY NEED APPLY https://t.co/AiBQAJzlc9

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

A classic case of: "But wait! There's more!"

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Another view of the glass floor. Bonus points if you spotted the rhino.

And how great is this floorpan for a live action game of Cluedo?? (No stairs to the cellar, though, just the lift. Best hope the power doesn't go out...)
https://t.co/YTcP4u21r3

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

Where to start with this one? The terrarium? The great glass elevator?

The GLASS FLOOR so you can see the front hall from the basement man-cave??

As Kenny Everett (or was it Benny Hill) said: I've heard of looking up old friends, but this is ridiculous.
https://t.co/vQDLMICdcf

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

"House comes fully furnished."

(Residents come fully frontal.)

https://t.co/rw47ceuzbk

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

Jewel box of the month!
Everything about this dear wee house is delightful, but the bathroom especially is a work of art.

(The Piet de résistance, you might say! 😍)

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

Jewel box of the month!
Everything about this dear wee house is delightful, but the bathroom especially is a work of art.

(The Piet de résistance, you might say! 😍)

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

Update: buy the house next door and get an actual pool room, for the full package. https://t.co/aAOa1y7RCC

[madpropsnz @madpropsnz]

The house isn’t much to write home about – but that pool is going straight to the pool room. 🏆