Citizen of Nowhere

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[Count Binface @CountBinface]

At City Hall I got asked some big questions by leading British journalists. And I asked a few back in return. #BindependenceDay

[Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov]

While ultimately entertaining, you need to understand that we're the ones that now have to explain to our boss memes like this, why everyone is talking about a fruit, what Minions are, and what the word phallic means.

[Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov]

Fine. You're not invited

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Start the clock.

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

@jpaudouy @nytfood Careful now....

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

@geofftech Great Video Geoff!
And when when you do miss the Subway, you only need to head to Quainton, Bucks - I was close - it's an R6-3
https://t.co/8zf8Kue4Jp and they are turning it back into a cafe again https://t.co/qkCPH1WZd1

[ScotRail @ScotRail]

Let's talk.

[Tube Mapper - Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper]

WIN DINNER ON A TRAIN & SIGNED BOOKS

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2 runner ups will win calendars

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#GiveAway

[Go Vilnius @GoVilnius]

Waking up on your 700th birthday like 🕺🕺🕺 And the flood of presents! 🔥 It will take us some time to check all of them!!! THAAAAANK YOU!

Come, join us for the celebration, it's going to be a good one!

📍 7:30 PM at Vilnius Cathedral square!

#vilnius #birthday #v700

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The person at the BBC doing the captions is having a good day

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

So Liz won.
2 things -
1 if you don't agree with her, just wait she'll change her mind.
2 glad the woman on @TheLastLeg can keep doing impressions of her and will get more content very quickly.

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

@MrTimDunn @EdinburghTrams PLEASE tell me you are doing a show...

[ClaireBerlinski.substack.com @ClaireBerlinski]

I love it that The NY Times decided to get a quote from a psychologist in Kyiv and got this one: https://t.co/O5u8CMwr07

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

@LD4Colchester What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

Keep it simple
#WendysPhone
#Contest

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

@EarthRangers @CanonCanada So why does Canon support this, but doesn't want to stop a working printer going to scrap because they lock their printers by software so inks from other countries don't work in them, but given them a world wide power supply?

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

@acroce66 @joelycett

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

@geofftech Finally go on camera and admit you've never been to the IoW...

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

@HarveysCanada On the app that doesn't work right, with the customer service that never follows up...

[Citizen of Nowhere @MadrasLion]

@HarveysCanada @CAASCO You never honour the 10% as it is... So whats the point. Please check your DM as Im still waiting